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CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS SPIKE — SOME AI FIRMS NOW RISKIER THAN BANKS BEFORE THE 2008 CRASH
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS SPIKE — SOME AI FIRMS NOW RISKIER THAN BANKS BEFORE THE 2008 CRASH
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this is genuinely wild
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this is genuinely wild
Wine before rum, sour tum tum.
Rum before wine, you'll be just fine
Rum before wine, you'll be just fine
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Wine before rum, sour tum tum.
Rum before wine, you'll be just fine
Rum before wine, you'll be just fine
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A Happy Valley woman appeared in court on Thursday after allegedly punching a federal officer in the face during a traffic stop the day before.
Happy Valley woman accused of punching federal officer in the face during traffic stop
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — A Happy Valley woman appeared in court on Thursday after allegedly punching a federal officer in the face during a traffic stop the day before. Melanie Breanne Rivas, 25, is…
www.koin.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A Happy Valley woman appeared in court on Thursday after allegedly punching a federal officer in the face during a traffic stop the day before.
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“Leave their church potluck casserole untouched”
If you didn’t grow up in evangelical circles, you have no idea how cold this is. I’m just picturing a woman hissing at her husband who works for ICE because“They won’t even touch my tater tot casserole anymore Bob.”
If you didn’t grow up in evangelical circles, you have no idea how cold this is. I’m just picturing a woman hissing at her husband who works for ICE because“They won’t even touch my tater tot casserole anymore Bob.”
Disinvite them from the tailgate. Do not go to the baby shower. Call out their bullshit on Facebook. Do not just purse your lips and nod politely.
Ostracize the living shit out of them. Leave their church potluck casserole untouched. These people are extremely vulnerable to social shame.
Ostracize the living shit out of them. Leave their church potluck casserole untouched. These people are extremely vulnerable to social shame.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Leave their church potluck casserole untouched”
If you didn’t grow up in evangelical circles, you have no idea how cold this is. I’m just picturing a woman hissing at her husband who works for ICE because“They won’t even touch my tater tot casserole anymore Bob.”
If you didn’t grow up in evangelical circles, you have no idea how cold this is. I’m just picturing a woman hissing at her husband who works for ICE because“They won’t even touch my tater tot casserole anymore Bob.”
might have gone too beast mode on my coworker. He said he thought my hat was black when I was wearing my orange one, so I stared at him perplexed and eventually said "it actually comes right off. I have multiple hats"
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
might have gone too beast mode on my coworker. He said he thought my hat was black when I was wearing my orange one, so I stared at him perplexed and eventually said "it actually comes right off. I have multiple hats"
I thought this was the Charlie Kirk memorial and did not question it at first
September 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I thought this was the Charlie Kirk memorial and did not question it at first
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No. You have not done enough chores.
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
No. You have not done enough chores.
My son loves this book right now and it's so hard to read lmao
I cannot begin to describe how badly this picture book is written. Absolutely no one involved tried to read it out loud even once before publishing
Anti racist baby is an excellent premise. And yet no children’s book has a worse flow, which is like the only thing that matters in half the children’s books out there.
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My son loves this book right now and it's so hard to read lmao
Here are some bad selfies with my cubes I used
August 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Here are some bad selfies with my cubes I used
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Double PR for both 3x3 and 4x4 at the Rubik's cube competition!! I am so happy!
August 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Double PR for both 3x3 and 4x4 at the Rubik's cube competition!! I am so happy!
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
Just another selfie. Going to go see my family for a week! So relieved
August 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just another selfie. Going to go see my family for a week! So relieved
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i need cis alíes to understand that things are so much worse and more scrutinized than they were in 2016 or 2014 or 2009 or whenever you fucking thought you were radical for your stance on trans rights.
the state. is trying. to. kill. us.
fuck your nuance for trans sports and just be normal
the state. is trying. to. kill. us.
fuck your nuance for trans sports and just be normal
July 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
i need cis alíes to understand that things are so much worse and more scrutinized than they were in 2016 or 2014 or 2009 or whenever you fucking thought you were radical for your stance on trans rights.
the state. is trying. to. kill. us.
fuck your nuance for trans sports and just be normal
the state. is trying. to. kill. us.
fuck your nuance for trans sports and just be normal
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The Year of Linux Desktop, 20XX
July 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Year of Linux Desktop, 20XX
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Hey dude check this out!!! *repeatedly does coolguy motorcycle engine rev, launches forward into car, takes full force of impact directly on his balls*
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey dude check this out!!! *repeatedly does coolguy motorcycle engine rev, launches forward into car, takes full force of impact directly on his balls*
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June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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It’s not hyperbole to say that the deaths in Minnesota are on the GOP’s hands. They’ve built this political environment and they’ve allowed a demagogue to spread hate. This is entirely on them.
June 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It’s not hyperbole to say that the deaths in Minnesota are on the GOP’s hands. They’ve built this political environment and they’ve allowed a demagogue to spread hate. This is entirely on them.
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It sounds like the Republican leadership of the House Committee on Homeland Security is investigating the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, Catholic Charities USA, & other religious organizations for helping immigrants during the Biden-Harris administration.
homeland.house.gov/2025/06/11/c...
homeland.house.gov/2025/06/11/c...
June 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It sounds like the Republican leadership of the House Committee on Homeland Security is investigating the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, Catholic Charities USA, & other religious organizations for helping immigrants during the Biden-Harris administration.
homeland.house.gov/2025/06/11/c...
homeland.house.gov/2025/06/11/c...
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Fascists just love opening second fronts, they can't help themselves
June 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fascists just love opening second fronts, they can't help themselves
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I hear the ICE pigs had their tires slashed in Pasadena, then the tow truck service showed up to repair ICE's tires but the crowd convinced the tow truck driver to turn around, so ICE was out there trying to inflate their tires and duct tape them to escape after the hotel asked them to leave.
June 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I hear the ICE pigs had their tires slashed in Pasadena, then the tow truck service showed up to repair ICE's tires but the crowd convinced the tow truck driver to turn around, so ICE was out there trying to inflate their tires and duct tape them to escape after the hotel asked them to leave.
Older Gen x guy at work was going off about how men in his day didn't wear nail polish and followed it up with, "well my generation did have the most serial killers though". Lmfao
June 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Older Gen x guy at work was going off about how men in his day didn't wear nail polish and followed it up with, "well my generation did have the most serial killers though". Lmfao