Patrick 📉
@thebestpatrick.bsky.social
Chemical engineering, database programming, communism arguing, Holy Roman Empire enthusiast and investiture accelerationist. He/Him
We've got gnomes is the problem
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 AM
We've got gnomes is the problem
Goodbye to this garbage year, another one for the pile
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Goodbye to this garbage year, another one for the pile
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if i see your cluster thing and im not in it i will be deeply hurt
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
if i see your cluster thing and im not in it i will be deeply hurt
Watching One Battle After Another for the second time and feeling that it hits a lot of the same notes as a Bond movie
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Watching One Battle After Another for the second time and feeling that it hits a lot of the same notes as a Bond movie
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just one more LLM discourse bro and we will whip this website into perfect shape I can do it this time bro I promise okay let’s get started here’s my opening: It Is Inevitable And You Cannot Escape It Just Like Market Capitalism. Why are people mad at me again what did I do wrong bro I don’t unde—
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
just one more LLM discourse bro and we will whip this website into perfect shape I can do it this time bro I promise okay let’s get started here’s my opening: It Is Inevitable And You Cannot Escape It Just Like Market Capitalism. Why are people mad at me again what did I do wrong bro I don’t unde—
I fucking hate the holidays
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I fucking hate the holidays
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Building a Brainfuck DSL in Forth using code generation: venko.blog/articles/for...
#programming #brainfuck #forth
#programming #brainfuck #forth
Building a Brainfuck DSL in Forth using code generation
venko.blog
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Building a Brainfuck DSL in Forth using code generation: venko.blog/articles/for...
#programming #brainfuck #forth
#programming #brainfuck #forth
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big fan of alan kay's assertion that computer science is a misnomer and it should be called process science, as in the science of processes, whether computers are involved or not
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
big fan of alan kay's assertion that computer science is a misnomer and it should be called process science, as in the science of processes, whether computers are involved or not
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Bari Weiss and RFK Jr are both a special kind of stupid that makes me so mad I can’t even be reasonable about it. I can’t even find it funny. It is profane, in a spiritual way, how stupid they are
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bari Weiss and RFK Jr are both a special kind of stupid that makes me so mad I can’t even be reasonable about it. I can’t even find it funny. It is profane, in a spiritual way, how stupid they are
They're switching the fonts to Fraktur
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They're switching the fonts to Fraktur
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this was an adult swim comedy infomercial
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
this was an adult swim comedy infomercial
One of my favorite genres of art is "a huge asshole making fun of a way bigger asshole" so I'm immediately enjoying the Netflix series about Diddy funded by 50 cent
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
One of my favorite genres of art is "a huge asshole making fun of a way bigger asshole" so I'm immediately enjoying the Netflix series about Diddy funded by 50 cent
My house isn't "tornado damaged", it's a strong floor with no ceiling
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My house isn't "tornado damaged", it's a strong floor with no ceiling
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Essentially all of capital and world governments are lined up eagerly to push every possible version of this technology at us but you're mad at people on social media who have no impact on this whatsoever because you've bought industry advertising.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Essentially all of capital and world governments are lined up eagerly to push every possible version of this technology at us but you're mad at people on social media who have no impact on this whatsoever because you've bought industry advertising.
Show business is so cooked
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Show business is so cooked
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God help me, I'm gonna actually defend "AI" a bit here: this stuff is like tracer dye revealing how corrupt and decrepit so many of our institutional processes already were long before this garbage came along.
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
God help me, I'm gonna actually defend "AI" a bit here: this stuff is like tracer dye revealing how corrupt and decrepit so many of our institutional processes already were long before this garbage came along.
People negatively polarizing themselves into thinking ai slop is good
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
People negatively polarizing themselves into thinking ai slop is good
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yeah man a bunch of socially awkward numbers dudes who are constantly in conflict isn’t left coded
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
yeah man a bunch of socially awkward numbers dudes who are constantly in conflict isn’t left coded
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extremely Medieval King coded in a way i cannot help but respect
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
extremely Medieval King coded in a way i cannot help but respect
This website gets dumber every day
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This website gets dumber every day
Had a 2 hour meeting live coding an nginx config 💪
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Had a 2 hour meeting live coding an nginx config 💪