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This is the moment my staff taught everyone that you can sing my name to the tune of “Seven Nation Army”
adorable series of 4 photos i captured last night featuring @katmabu.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social and @presidentblue.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is the moment my staff taught everyone that you can sing my name to the tune of “Seven Nation Army”
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it has perhaps never been more time for The Animaniacs
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
it has perhaps never been more time for The Animaniacs
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It is a great era to go to the movies.
There are great movies in theaters every week.
Even if you are super picky, I bet there is at least one thing a month that you will really like.
(If you are like me and enjoy lots of different kinds of movies, there are too many!)
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CINEMA
There are great movies in theaters every week.
Even if you are super picky, I bet there is at least one thing a month that you will really like.
(If you are like me and enjoy lots of different kinds of movies, there are too many!)
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CINEMA
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It is a great era to go to the movies.
There are great movies in theaters every week.
Even if you are super picky, I bet there is at least one thing a month that you will really like.
(If you are like me and enjoy lots of different kinds of movies, there are too many!)
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CINEMA
There are great movies in theaters every week.
Even if you are super picky, I bet there is at least one thing a month that you will really like.
(If you are like me and enjoy lots of different kinds of movies, there are too many!)
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CINEMA
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I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way.
In conclusion: PEE YEW
In conclusion: PEE YEW
I don’t watch basketball but goddamn I love basketball posting. Sincerely. Best sports posts hands down.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way.
In conclusion: PEE YEW
In conclusion: PEE YEW
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
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Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
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November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
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November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else - Hard Drive
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November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else
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NEW SONG "CAR ALARM" BY GLADIE OUT NOW PRODUCED BY BLUESKY'S OWN JEFF ROSENSTOCK (me) THIS BAND ROCKS THIS SONG RIPS THIS WORLD IS BETTER WITH NEW GLADIE MUSIC YES YES YES YES YES
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Gladie - Car Alarm
Listen to Car Alarm by Gladie.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
NEW SONG "CAR ALARM" BY GLADIE OUT NOW PRODUCED BY BLUESKY'S OWN JEFF ROSENSTOCK (me) THIS BAND ROCKS THIS SONG RIPS THIS WORLD IS BETTER WITH NEW GLADIE MUSIC YES YES YES YES YES
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Republicans have been trying to deflect and diminish Trump’s close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by delaying the release of the Epstein files.
But now they can’t hide.
It’s time for the truth to come to light and for the DOJ to release the files.
But now they can’t hide.
It’s time for the truth to come to light and for the DOJ to release the files.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Republicans have been trying to deflect and diminish Trump’s close relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by delaying the release of the Epstein files.
But now they can’t hide.
It’s time for the truth to come to light and for the DOJ to release the files.
But now they can’t hide.
It’s time for the truth to come to light and for the DOJ to release the files.
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Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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Internet still fun sometimes.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Internet still fun sometimes.
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someday zohran, you too might learn to become a perfect, value-free weather vane for ruling class anxieties and climb that party ladder
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November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
someday zohran, you too might learn to become a perfect, value-free weather vane for ruling class anxieties and climb that party ladder
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They’re calling it “the least essential thing ever aired on television”
Follow Election Night developments with real-time political and cultural analysis from Charlamagne Tha God, Ben Shapiro and more.
Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch
Watch CNN's Election Livecast starting at 8:30p ET at CNN.com/watch
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They’re calling it “the least essential thing ever aired on television”
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cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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0th-Wave Ska be like “see a penny see a penny see a penny.”
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
0th-Wave Ska be like “see a penny see a penny see a penny.”
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you can put dr pepper in the water pik and spray dr pepper in your mouth whenever. doesn't have to be your mouth. i guess it doesn't even have to be dr pepper
October 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
you can put dr pepper in the water pik and spray dr pepper in your mouth whenever. doesn't have to be your mouth. i guess it doesn't even have to be dr pepper
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I don't think you can fuck Candyman. Maybe when he was alive but he's full of bees now. I don't think that'd feel good
October 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I don't think you can fuck Candyman. Maybe when he was alive but he's full of bees now. I don't think that'd feel good
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ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.
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The ICE Shooter’s Motive
Joshua Jahn's friends speak
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September 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
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Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”.
They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left.
This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up.
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...
They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left.
This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up.
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...
Trump says he’s designating Antifa as a terrorist organization | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said he is designating the far-left anti-fascism movement Antifa as a terrorist organization, announcing the move on his Truth Social platform in the early hours of Thursday mor...
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September 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”.
They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left.
This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up.
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...
They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left.
This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up.
www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...