Bama Will
@bamawill06.bsky.social
Hometown hated, tastefully inappropriate, third thing. I get paid to be fat.
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FUCK YOU COUNTING CROWS
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
FUCK YOU COUNTING CROWS
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this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life
ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life
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An Oscar? Give me a fucking break.
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
Three-hundred wigs. Too many cigarettes. Not enough money. This is the oral history of an “almost anti-Christmas movie” that became a holiday classic (and should have won Jim Carrey an Oscar).
How How the Grinch Stole Christmas Stole Christmas
Three-hundred wigs. Too many cigarettes. Not enough money. This is the oral history of an “almost anti-Christmas movie” that became a holiday classic (and should have won Jim Carrey an Oscar).
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December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
An Oscar? Give me a fucking break.
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.
But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
Not a fan of meatloaf but this’ll eat
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Not a fan of meatloaf but this’ll eat
My Friday night so far. I’m definitely in my 40’s
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My Friday night so far. I’m definitely in my 40’s
Killed it at work. Gimme a fn smoke Gawdamity
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Killed it at work. Gimme a fn smoke Gawdamity
Late breakfast before work at 1. My French toast game is leveling up seriously and I have more ideas
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Late breakfast before work at 1. My French toast game is leveling up seriously and I have more ideas
I’ve never felt more insignificant in my entire life. Here’s a pic of my French toast to make up for the sadness.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’ve never felt more insignificant in my entire life. Here’s a pic of my French toast to make up for the sadness.
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they should make disposable kitchens
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
they should make disposable kitchens
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Doctor: Sir how many fingers am I holding up
Me: Two
Doctor: Alright. He seems okay. Just keep an eye on him.
Me: I really aced that test didn't I. I bet no one's aced that test like me
Me: Two
Doctor: Alright. He seems okay. Just keep an eye on him.
Me: I really aced that test didn't I. I bet no one's aced that test like me
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Doctor: Sir how many fingers am I holding up
Me: Two
Doctor: Alright. He seems okay. Just keep an eye on him.
Me: I really aced that test didn't I. I bet no one's aced that test like me
Me: Two
Doctor: Alright. He seems okay. Just keep an eye on him.
Me: I really aced that test didn't I. I bet no one's aced that test like me
White chicken lasagna from work about to get REKT
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
White chicken lasagna from work about to get REKT
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Having a confusing time at the “Bigger Paychecks, Smaller Household Budgets” rally
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Having a confusing time at the “Bigger Paychecks, Smaller Household Budgets” rally
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I spent way too much time in the dish pit tonight, which I’m way too tall to use without it messing with my back problems. Treating it with a couple Bud Ice, some cheesecake in a cup, and white chicken lasagna. Holy shit I hurt
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I spent way too much time in the dish pit tonight, which I’m way too tall to use without it messing with my back problems. Treating it with a couple Bud Ice, some cheesecake in a cup, and white chicken lasagna. Holy shit I hurt
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I was going to make each of you a homemade cinnamon roll if the Eagles won
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I was going to make each of you a homemade cinnamon roll if the Eagles won
Not all moms can breastfeed you brainwormed psycho
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Not all moms can breastfeed you brainwormed psycho
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i see you, i hear you, come on over to the pac-12
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i see you, i hear you, come on over to the pac-12
Praying to God I can get back on my pain patches. I became less of an asshole for sure while wearing them.
back hurts
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Praying to God I can get back on my pain patches. I became less of an asshole for sure while wearing them.
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My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
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In 2000, there were five bowl games that matched up one conference champion against another: The Rose Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, the Liberty Bowl, & the Humanitarian Bowl. This season, there is one scheduled bowl game that matches up conference champions: the Myrtle Beach Bowl.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
In 2000, there were five bowl games that matched up one conference champion against another: The Rose Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, the Liberty Bowl, & the Humanitarian Bowl. This season, there is one scheduled bowl game that matches up conference champions: the Myrtle Beach Bowl.
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Join a conference, losers
Despite winning its final 10 games of the college football season, Notre Dame is locked out of the Playoff.
The Athletic's @davidubben.bsky.social explains why it didn't have to be like this.
The Athletic's @davidubben.bsky.social explains why it didn't have to be like this.
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Join a conference, losers
Me unless she’s talkin bout grills and smokers
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me unless she’s talkin bout grills and smokers
Someone probably got this notification in church and started speaking in tongues
ALABAMA IS IN
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Someone probably got this notification in church and started speaking in tongues
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