Austin Riley’s Rakes™️
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*Marjorie Taylor Greene* being so sincerely anti-child sex abuse that she's willing to douse both her own political career and the president's in gasoline before tackling him into an open fire was actually not one I saw coming at all ngl
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
*Marjorie Taylor Greene* being so sincerely anti-child sex abuse that she's willing to douse both her own political career and the president's in gasoline before tackling him into an open fire was actually not one I saw coming at all ngl
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Friday afternoon news drop summary
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Friday afternoon news drop summary
Gotta grab first dibs on mayor of Cumming, GA
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Gotta grab first dibs on mayor of Cumming, GA
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It’s so on brand for the 2024-25 Braves to have all these guys winning individual awards despite the team being shit from a butt
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s so on brand for the 2024-25 Braves to have all these guys winning individual awards despite the team being shit from a butt
Shohei’s a bum I guarantee he couldn’t last five sets with Carlitos
yeah this ohtani guy is good but could he get it done in the rain in monaco against ayrton senna? checkmate u dummy
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Shohei’s a bum I guarantee he couldn’t last five sets with Carlitos
Society needs the Oldsmobile Eighty Eight
Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Society needs the Oldsmobile Eighty Eight
Tennis as a sport is by far the most thorough examination of an athlete’s capabilities
The sport of tennis now demands more from athletes than it ever has before.
Watch a new episode of The Athletic Show on Amazon Fire TV.
Watch a new episode of The Athletic Show on Amazon Fire TV.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tennis as a sport is by far the most thorough examination of an athlete’s capabilities
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whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
Jane Bond but make her as horny and murderous as James. Give the male costars horny names too. Forget Pussy Galore, meet Harry Horsecock
Make Bond a Force Ghost.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Jane Bond but make her as horny and murderous as James. Give the male costars horny names too. Forget Pussy Galore, meet Harry Horsecock
Wow we’ve already forgotten the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10th Recognized As 'John Cena Day' In Commonwealth of Massachusetts
November 10th Recognized As 'John Cena Day' In Commonwealth of Massachusetts
John Cena Day is officially recognized in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Cena competed in Boston on 11/10.
www.fightful.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Wow we’ve already forgotten the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Good for Andy Pages on getting "championship saving catch" in as a career defining moment before the world heard about "unknowingly foiling gambling plot by swinging at extremely obvious ball"
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Good for Andy Pages on getting "championship saving catch" in as a career defining moment before the world heard about "unknowingly foiling gambling plot by swinging at extremely obvious ball"
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If you consistently bet against the Falcons you would be the richest man in human history.
Never bet on the Falcons.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you consistently bet against the Falcons you would be the richest man in human history.
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Cool video comparing Tim David's six in cricket to Ohtani's HR
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cool video comparing Tim David's six in cricket to Ohtani's HR
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kirk Ferentz is so mad but so aroused rn
Hell yeah Waukegan GATA
Video of members of the community yelling towards Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino and federal officers while they conduct an immigration enforcement action Friday in Waukegan.
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hell yeah Waukegan GATA
Ok Martinez is the first hire I’m kinda jazzed about
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ok Martinez is the first hire I’m kinda jazzed about
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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Way back when, the band 311 was accused of being associated with the Klan because K is the 11th letter of the alphabet.
Their response was to loudly say fuck the Klan.
Their response was to loudly say fuck the Klan.
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Way back when, the band 311 was accused of being associated with the Klan because K is the 11th letter of the alphabet.
Their response was to loudly say fuck the Klan.
Their response was to loudly say fuck the Klan.
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We watched in horror as Jalen Brunson helped others, recording 10 assists. Socialism had taken hold. We’re never going back.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We watched in horror as Jalen Brunson helped others, recording 10 assists. Socialism had taken hold. We’re never going back.
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Remember remember the sauce for the tenders
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Remember remember the sauce for the tenders
DAMMIT
If you’re over 70 and have a campy nickname I’m begging you to retire from politics
If you’re over 70 and have a campy nickname I’m begging you to retire from politics
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
DAMMIT
If you’re over 70 and have a campy nickname I’m begging you to retire from politics
If you’re over 70 and have a campy nickname I’m begging you to retire from politics
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets