Falcoholic Matt
@falcoholicmatt.bsky.social
Occasional Falcons complainer, former Falcons writer.
The Insane Clown Possee President speaking truth to Juggalo nation.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Insane Clown Possee President speaking truth to Juggalo nation.
Rich McKay and Arthur Blank gearing up for another head coaching search.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Rich McKay and Arthur Blank gearing up for another head coaching search.
Name a better duo than the Saints and providing cover for pedophiles
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Name a better duo than the Saints and providing cover for pedophiles
If you consistently bet against the Falcons you would be the richest man in human history.
Never bet on the Falcons.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you consistently bet against the Falcons you would be the richest man in human history.
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Fellow fans
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Fellow fans
Having no way of watching the Falcons play an international game may be the best thing that’s ever happened for my mental health.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Having no way of watching the Falcons play an international game may be the best thing that’s ever happened for my mental health.
The Libs let another dangerous felon back out on the street.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Libs let another dangerous felon back out on the street.
Millionaires just work harder than the rest of us
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Millionaires just work harder than the rest of us
Wow look at all them exciting trades going on out there
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wow look at all them exciting trades going on out there
This guy might not be able to kick but he's still supporting rap metal.
Now he can go back to his day job -- playing air guitar to Linkin Park songs in his dorm room.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This guy might not be able to kick but he's still supporting rap metal.
Raheem Morris reportedly frustrated he had to take a timeout right after a penalty because the fans were doing "a bunch of hoopin' and hollerin' from the stands making it hard to think."
Did the Patriots' defense illegally clap to trick Falcons on key play? bit.ly/3XaNvoe
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Raheem Morris reportedly frustrated he had to take a timeout right after a penalty because the fans were doing "a bunch of hoopin' and hollerin' from the stands making it hard to think."
Game day
a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Game day
Hey Siri, is it bad when a GM gets fired under five days after beating the hell out of your team at home?
Dolphins, general manager Chris Grier mutually agree to part ways reut.rs/49B1Mls
Dolphins, general manager Chris Grier mutually agree to part ways
The Miami Dolphins and general manager Chris Grier mutually have agreed to part ways, the team announced on Friday morning.
reut.rs
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hey Siri, is it bad when a GM gets fired under five days after beating the hell out of your team at home?
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I was an undecided voter until John Rocker weighed in.
John Rocker blasts Big Apple again with Zohran Mamdani favored to win mayoral election: ‘F–k New York’
John Rocker blasts Big Apple again with Zohran Mamdani favored to win mayoral election: ‘F–k New York’
New York City's mayoral election seems to have only reinforced John Rocker's feelings about the Big Apple.
nypost.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I was an undecided voter until John Rocker weighed in.
Can they try firing the wide receiver coach again?
In his presser today, Raheem Morris said there will be no offensive staff changes, and Zac Robinson is safe.
For now, I'd add
For now, I'd add
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can they try firing the wide receiver coach again?
Fuck yeah Kirktober is back
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Fuck yeah Kirktober is back
Why would you want Bijan to do Bijan things when you have a washed backup QB ready to do his thing?
Catching up with Dolphins-Falcons. It's remarkable how Bijan Robinson goes from Offensive Player of the Year to "Welp, let's see how I do in pass protection" the moment Kirk Cousins' toe hits the field.
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Why would you want Bijan to do Bijan things when you have a washed backup QB ready to do his thing?
Let’s watch some real dog shit football.
Tua Tagovailoa's illness has caused his eye to swell up
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Let’s watch some real dog shit football.
GL Kirk pls do super well so we can trade you
Falcons WR Drake London (hip) is out for today's game.
Not only are the Falcons down their starting QB, but now without his top WR. A challenge for Kirk Cousins.
Not only are the Falcons down their starting QB, but now without his top WR. A challenge for Kirk Cousins.
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
GL Kirk pls do super well so we can trade you
