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Hometown hated, tastefully inappropriate, third thing. I get paid to be fat.
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kyrsten sinema seemingly had a long-term plan to cash out of her senate job by establishing a reputation as someone who was connected to both parties, so at minimum it is good to see her get to find out that her name is mud
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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tim apple can S my D
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS:

Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
In the parking lot of a commercial mall with McDonald’s just sitting back there like nothing’s happening
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
LEZZZZZ

FFFFFFFNNNNNN

GOOOOOOOOOO
JUST ANNOUNCED🥤

The band returns to Birmingham, Alabama, for two shows at the Coca-Cola Amphitheater, on Friday and Saturday, April 17 and 18, 2026!

Tickets go on sale Friday, December 19, at 10 am CST.

widespreadpanic.com/2025/12/15/t...
Two Nights in Birmingham - Widespread Panic
Save the dates! The band returns to Birmingham, Alabama, for two shows at the Coca-Cola Amphitheater, on Friday and Saturday,
widespreadpanic.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not a bad test run at all
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Came up with a Thai-jerk bacon jam for trying something new with my favorite holiday casserole. Next time I’ll mix it in with the pineapple, etc instead of just putting on top but I’m digging it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Disappointed to find out this wasn’t in response to the Philip Rivers/Hank Hill meme from earlier today. I could’ve used the win.
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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"F*ck"
(will have to get an HD version of this later)
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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FUCK YOU COUNTING CROWS
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life
ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.

not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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An Oscar? Give me a fucking break.

i dont think Carrey should have an Oscar for anything but but you could craft an argument for his work in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & The Truman Show.

But the Grinch isn't even his best role as a maniac in greenface
Three-hundred wigs. Too many cigarettes. Not enough money. This is the oral history of an “almost anti-Christmas movie” that became a holiday classic (and should have won Jim Carrey an Oscar).
How How the Grinch Stole Christmas Stole Christmas
Three-hundred wigs. Too many cigarettes. Not enough money. This is the oral history of an “almost anti-Christmas movie” that became a holiday classic (and should have won Jim Carrey an Oscar).
www.vulture.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not a fan of meatloaf but this’ll eat
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My Friday night so far. I’m definitely in my 40’s
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Killed it at work. Gimme a fn smoke Gawdamity
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Late breakfast before work at 1. My French toast game is leveling up seriously and I have more ideas
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’ve never felt more insignificant in my entire life. Here’s a pic of my French toast to make up for the sadness.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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they should make disposable kitchens
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Doctor: Sir how many fingers am I holding up

Me: Two

Doctor: Alright. He seems okay. Just keep an eye on him.

Me: I really aced that test didn't I. I bet no one's aced that test like me
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
White chicken lasagna from work about to get REKT
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Having a confusing time at the “Bigger Paychecks, Smaller Household Budgets” rally
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I spent way too much time in the dish pit tonight, which I’m way too tall to use without it messing with my back problems. Treating it with a couple Bud Ice, some cheesecake in a cup, and white chicken lasagna. Holy shit I hurt
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Is Pepsi okay?
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM