bob loblaw’s balrog
@balrog4u.bsky.social
literally just a guy. hit me with your car.
lawyer, but not in a helpful way.
opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.
lawyer, but not in a helpful way.
opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.
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I am no longer an athlete, but I was so I understand just like you understand you are not lifting against men you’re lifting against other women
this viewpoint is incredibly dangerous and was 100% incepted into people by republican messaging. this person already has bought into “trans women aren’t women” and is very confident that that is a humane position. these policies mean genital checks for your cis daughters too.
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March 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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no man’s sky has been a relaxing escape from the global shitshow. love to fly around around space, doing only the stuff in rpg’s people find boring—inventory management, mining, crafting, scanning unknown objects—over a chill synthwave soundtrack
So I picked up No Mans Sky (late to the party I know) and this game is scratching that itch left by tears of the kingdom. You just see shit in the distance and can like go there. Oh there's a planet, let's check that shit out. I discovered a black hole and came to command a star fleet great game tbh
March 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
no man’s sky has been a relaxing escape from the global shitshow. love to fly around around space, doing only the stuff in rpg’s people find boring—inventory management, mining, crafting, scanning unknown objects—over a chill synthwave soundtrack
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Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones.
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
March 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones.
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
this viewpoint is incredibly dangerous and was 100% incepted into people by republican messaging. this person already has bought into “trans women aren’t women” and is very confident that that is a humane position. these policies mean genital checks for your cis daughters too.
I am no longer an athlete, but I was so I understand just like you understand you are not lifting against men you’re lifting against other women
March 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
this viewpoint is incredibly dangerous and was 100% incepted into people by republican messaging. this person already has bought into “trans women aren’t women” and is very confident that that is a humane position. these policies mean genital checks for your cis daughters too.
lots of democrats are failing this moment horrendously but chris murphy has been on top of things. short thread that breaks down how total maga bullshit becomes maga fact
Over the last 24 hours, MAGA has been ceaselessly spreading the claim that Democrats - from Susan Rice to Tony Blinken to me - pushed Zelensky to reject the minerals deal.
Total lie. Made up out of thin air. Zero sources.
1/ A short lesson how these lies spread in MAGA world.
Total lie. Made up out of thin air. Zero sources.
1/ A short lesson how these lies spread in MAGA world.
March 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
lots of democrats are failing this moment horrendously but chris murphy has been on top of things. short thread that breaks down how total maga bullshit becomes maga fact
discover page getting heinously resisty, probably an indictment of me more than the algo. but i think i’ve blocked like 20 different accounts of libs posting ai slop photos of trump dressed like stalin.
March 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
discover page getting heinously resisty, probably an indictment of me more than the algo. but i think i’ve blocked like 20 different accounts of libs posting ai slop photos of trump dressed like stalin.
guy delivering my eulogy:
Who will be the first to write the history of that short-lived period that began in 1989 and ended in 2025? So much hope and opportunity, so much short-sighted and incompetent leadership on all sides, and such an ugly, tragic ending.
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
guy delivering my eulogy:
elon’s nazi mom looks exactly like dolph lundgren in in rocky iv
March 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
elon’s nazi mom looks exactly like dolph lundgren in in rocky iv
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You always see people talking about the grand vision, the secret plan or scheme behind what's happening, but taken together the only viable conclusion is that these guys are all complete idiots who believe the all dumbest shit they see online 24/7
March 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You always see people talking about the grand vision, the secret plan or scheme behind what's happening, but taken together the only viable conclusion is that these guys are all complete idiots who believe the all dumbest shit they see online 24/7
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huh i wonder why the trump administration lied about releasing the full epstein files
February 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
huh i wonder why the trump administration lied about releasing the full epstein files
listen. i am a complete layperson when it comes to this stuff, but it seems to me like the future of a lot of medicine lies in mRNA based treatment. history will remember anti-mRNA hysterics as a truly idiotic reaction by some of the stupidest, cruelest grifters in history
Unbelievable news.
Pancreatic is one of the deadliest cancers.
New paper shows personalized mRNA vaccines can induce durable T cells that attack pancreatic cancer, with 75% of patients cancer free at three years—far, far better than standard of care.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Pancreatic is one of the deadliest cancers.
New paper shows personalized mRNA vaccines can induce durable T cells that attack pancreatic cancer, with 75% of patients cancer free at three years—far, far better than standard of care.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
listen. i am a complete layperson when it comes to this stuff, but it seems to me like the future of a lot of medicine lies in mRNA based treatment. history will remember anti-mRNA hysterics as a truly idiotic reaction by some of the stupidest, cruelest grifters in history
chat, is this freak shit?
![excerpt from a Wired piece. portions between ** are highlighted:
..havoc on the federal government. Little is known about how often they interact outside of work and how the relationship grew over the late stages of the campaign into the transition.
**"If you can find out anything about
Stephen Miller's social life, I don't wanna know the answer,"** says a longtime Republican operative who knows the couple personally.
**"Stephen and Katie are very attentive to [Musk],"** the Republican who referred to Stephen as "prime minister" tells WIRED.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ajdueubeofmm4tt7dsch3xzj/bafkreig3y7nlzgasz3ls7cmxlha4y2xd67lcshkqevlh7mzxjnyjqjemre@jpeg)
February 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
chat, is this freak shit?
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Congressional Republicans tried to pull a fast one. They called off the budget vote that cuts healthcare for over 38 million children and just put it back up after everyone left to try and make some Democrats miss the vote. Many Dems are voting by card to keep the vote open. I just did mine.
February 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Congressional Republicans tried to pull a fast one. They called off the budget vote that cuts healthcare for over 38 million children and just put it back up after everyone left to try and make some Democrats miss the vote. Many Dems are voting by card to keep the vote open. I just did mine.
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My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"
February 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"
incredible stuff from the…. khive?
beyond parody.
beyond parody.
February 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
incredible stuff from the…. khive?
beyond parody.
beyond parody.
this dipshit has been accusing me of racism because i rightly called some neoliberal idiot out for suggesting the valid criticism of jeffries was based on race. i said what about chuck? and these dumbasses said it’s because he’s jewish.
listen: i don’t know how to fix that level of brain rot!
listen: i don’t know how to fix that level of brain rot!
Why are you blocking the white followers that are calling you out for disrespecting a Black woman, Bob?
Kinda seems like you’re proving my point.
Kinda seems like you’re proving my point.
February 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this dipshit has been accusing me of racism because i rightly called some neoliberal idiot out for suggesting the valid criticism of jeffries was based on race. i said what about chuck? and these dumbasses said it’s because he’s jewish.
listen: i don’t know how to fix that level of brain rot!
listen: i don’t know how to fix that level of brain rot!
neoliberal brain rot knows no class, no race. it can strike and make you a complete fucking idiot at any time
This is how you talk to a Black woman? You were much more polite to me, a white woman. Check your biases. 😠 It's the citizens' turn to DO SOMETHING. What can Schumer do? Voters didn't give two shits about the Dem platform last year. They voted for chaos. Yell at them.
February 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
neoliberal brain rot knows no class, no race. it can strike and make you a complete fucking idiot at any time
the rank incompetence on display from the very top of our government is going to be the thing that saves us. they are going to run the clock down to 2026 passing nothing but a budget (if that) and hope like hell they keep the house and senate.
NEW memo from OPM acting director Chuck Ezell saying that fed employees should respond to the 5 bullets email by the 11:59pm deadline tonight unless they had an excused absence today. Absolute madness.
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February 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
the rank incompetence on display from the very top of our government is going to be the thing that saves us. they are going to run the clock down to 2026 passing nothing but a budget (if that) and hope like hell they keep the house and senate.
if impotence were a tweet
A fight is brewing between the Boer and government and military leaders correctly telling their employees not to respond to his stupid email.
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
if impotence were a tweet
i had jury duty yesterday—which when you’re a lawyer means you go sit quietly knowing you won’t get picked—and it went really smoothly, and everyone was friendly, and took the questions and responsibility seriously.
nothing profound to add, just that a few dipshits in dc aren’t going to break us.
nothing profound to add, just that a few dipshits in dc aren’t going to break us.
February 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i had jury duty yesterday—which when you’re a lawyer means you go sit quietly knowing you won’t get picked—and it went really smoothly, and everyone was friendly, and took the questions and responsibility seriously.
nothing profound to add, just that a few dipshits in dc aren’t going to break us.
nothing profound to add, just that a few dipshits in dc aren’t going to break us.
you’re nothing like me. i defeated radahn with no summons once. what is the rule of law to one who wields such gaming power, as if a god?
February 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
you’re nothing like me. i defeated radahn with no summons once. what is the rule of law to one who wields such gaming power, as if a god?
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Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality
![[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreihuubdwcftfkvvlnepoaf6pfxqulryfp7ydrydi5fe2pflwz63wgm@jpeg)
February 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality