bob loblaw’s balrog
@balrog4u.bsky.social
literally just a guy. hit me with your car.
lawyer, but not in a helpful way.
opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.
lawyer, but not in a helpful way.
opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.
this kids don’t know how weird al and coolio had beef back in the day flav
March 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
this kids don’t know how weird al and coolio had beef back in the day flav
amped up after that episode 2 ending? yeah same this show rules
March 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
amped up after that episode 2 ending? yeah same this show rules
that is clearly a ghost. how could a man have committed a crime done by a ghost?
March 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
that is clearly a ghost. how could a man have committed a crime done by a ghost?
he’s just such an archetypal douchebag
March 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
he’s just such an archetypal douchebag
*driving around in the physical manifestation of musk’s delusional narcissism* “look man he was chill when i bought this death machine”
March 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
*driving around in the physical manifestation of musk’s delusional narcissism* “look man he was chill when i bought this death machine”
why does he look like darth vader at the end of return of the jedi. egghead ass “it is too late for me my son” lookin mfer
March 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
why does he look like darth vader at the end of return of the jedi. egghead ass “it is too late for me my son” lookin mfer
it’s a dogshit vote by worms
March 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
it’s a dogshit vote by worms
fuck you tom, you fucking worm
March 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
fuck you tom, you fucking worm
no i’d still hate him. if he died i would like that he was dead though. that would be enjoyable
March 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
no i’d still hate him. if he died i would like that he was dead though. that would be enjoyable
this is a stupid idea. you could simply not do this, and everyone could mind their motherfucking business. and everything would be fine. better actually.
March 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is a stupid idea. you could simply not do this, and everyone could mind their motherfucking business. and everything would be fine. better actually.
you’re a liar and my brother hoogie won’t stand for it
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
you’re a liar and my brother hoogie won’t stand for it
it’s bird sexes that confuse the heck outta me hank. he’s got a cloaca she’s got a cloaca, what are we doing here?
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
it’s bird sexes that confuse the heck outta me hank. he’s got a cloaca she’s got a cloaca, what are we doing here?
that’s the thing, neither are the vast majority of attorneys employed by the federal government to actually do legal work. the only true believers are the political appointees at the very tippy top. and, quite frankly, they’re not very good at litigation.
March 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
that’s the thing, neither are the vast majority of attorneys employed by the federal government to actually do legal work. the only true believers are the political appointees at the very tippy top. and, quite frankly, they’re not very good at litigation.
except rank and file assistant us attorneys aren’t getting anything from the trump administration. except, perhaps, fired.
March 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
except rank and file assistant us attorneys aren’t getting anything from the trump administration. except, perhaps, fired.
lmao you think a sanction from a federal judge has no effect on lawyers? the only untouchable lawyers in this country are on the supreme court, everyone else is subject to discipline up to and including disbarment. that’s why these trump attorneys keep crumbling when asked direct questions.
March 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
lmao you think a sanction from a federal judge has no effect on lawyers? the only untouchable lawyers in this country are on the supreme court, everyone else is subject to discipline up to and including disbarment. that’s why these trump attorneys keep crumbling when asked direct questions.
those fucks are going to try to gaslight and smear us as leftie wackos for not voting for this guy in the primaries, which means we will have to crush him early.
March 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
those fucks are going to try to gaslight and smear us as leftie wackos for not voting for this guy in the primaries, which means we will have to crush him early.
sure but if no one enforces lawful court orders…..
March 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
sure but if no one enforces lawful court orders…..
lol no one is taking advice from ny democrats. they listen to the people who write in politico, their consultants, their big donors, and matt yglesias type centrist shill reporters
March 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
lol no one is taking advice from ny democrats. they listen to the people who write in politico, their consultants, their big donors, and matt yglesias type centrist shill reporters
exactly. democrats have become so paralyzed by poll obsession that they stand for nothing at all
March 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
exactly. democrats have become so paralyzed by poll obsession that they stand for nothing at all
democratic primary candidates who win will be ones who crucify musk. any democrat who takes his money will lose, badly.
March 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
democratic primary candidates who win will be ones who crucify musk. any democrat who takes his money will lose, badly.
trump take egg. stop stanciling and meme you dork
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
trump take egg. stop stanciling and meme you dork
2003, so gob bluth was an inspiring figure for you. they’re illusions ceej
March 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
2003, so gob bluth was an inspiring figure for you. they’re illusions ceej
kristi noem with a full face card, fresh lip injections and body armor to go kill a brown irs agent’s dog
March 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
kristi noem with a full face card, fresh lip injections and body armor to go kill a brown irs agent’s dog