bob loblaw’s balrog
@balrog4u.bsky.social
literally just a guy. hit me with your car.
lawyer, but not in a helpful way.
opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.
lawyer, but not in a helpful way.
opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.
chat, is this freak shit?
![excerpt from a Wired piece. portions between ** are highlighted:
..havoc on the federal government. Little is known about how often they interact outside of work and how the relationship grew over the late stages of the campaign into the transition.
**"If you can find out anything about
Stephen Miller's social life, I don't wanna know the answer,"** says a longtime Republican operative who knows the couple personally.
**"Stephen and Katie are very attentive to [Musk],"** the Republican who referred to Stephen as "prime minister" tells WIRED.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ajdueubeofmm4tt7dsch3xzj/bafkreig3y7nlzgasz3ls7cmxlha4y2xd67lcshkqevlh7mzxjnyjqjemre@jpeg)
February 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
chat, is this freak shit?
incredible stuff from the…. khive?
beyond parody.
beyond parody.
February 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
incredible stuff from the…. khive?
beyond parody.
beyond parody.
why stop there? go back further chait you worm
February 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
why stop there? go back further chait you worm
lmao holy shit this guy is beyond parody, how do people who write like this even get jobs man
February 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
lmao holy shit this guy is beyond parody, how do people who write like this even get jobs man
jokes aside, this is extremely cool. in a year when spring hits in the southern hemisphere as mars approaches perihelion, its closest point to the sun, the pictures will be even more dramatic. it gets a lot hotter.
here’s a diagram from kim stanley robinson’s amazing book red mars to illustrate
here’s a diagram from kim stanley robinson’s amazing book red mars to illustrate
February 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
jokes aside, this is extremely cool. in a year when spring hits in the southern hemisphere as mars approaches perihelion, its closest point to the sun, the pictures will be even more dramatic. it gets a lot hotter.
here’s a diagram from kim stanley robinson’s amazing book red mars to illustrate
here’s a diagram from kim stanley robinson’s amazing book red mars to illustrate
betty white is stoned as hell this morning for a pedi (she is afraid of nyc garbage trucks and getting her nails clipped)
February 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
betty white is stoned as hell this morning for a pedi (she is afraid of nyc garbage trucks and getting her nails clipped)
fuck the times for making this ugly fascist dweeb look “aesthetic.” this is curtis yarvin without professional styling
February 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
fuck the times for making this ugly fascist dweeb look “aesthetic.” this is curtis yarvin without professional styling
stirring stuff from the speaker
February 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
stirring stuff from the speaker
Staring at this classic @cait.bsky.social post I came across on instagram like Salieri hearing Mozart and finally understanding what true genius is.
if my pussy had a moonroof. if my pussy had a moonroof? its so goddamn funny. why does it work so well? it hits. it just hits. incredible
if my pussy had a moonroof. if my pussy had a moonroof? its so goddamn funny. why does it work so well? it hits. it just hits. incredible
February 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Staring at this classic @cait.bsky.social post I came across on instagram like Salieri hearing Mozart and finally understanding what true genius is.
if my pussy had a moonroof. if my pussy had a moonroof? its so goddamn funny. why does it work so well? it hits. it just hits. incredible
if my pussy had a moonroof. if my pussy had a moonroof? its so goddamn funny. why does it work so well? it hits. it just hits. incredible
one thing about me is if you post any sort of ai slop, it’s an instant block.
also. if that account is a real person, their brain has turned into congealed oatmeal. like when it stops being hot food and becomes a semi-solid new substance? like that
also. if that account is a real person, their brain has turned into congealed oatmeal. like when it stops being hot food and becomes a semi-solid new substance? like that
February 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
one thing about me is if you post any sort of ai slop, it’s an instant block.
also. if that account is a real person, their brain has turned into congealed oatmeal. like when it stops being hot food and becomes a semi-solid new substance? like that
also. if that account is a real person, their brain has turned into congealed oatmeal. like when it stops being hot food and becomes a semi-solid new substance? like that
if your attorney looks like this, they’re skeptical of the federal judiciary’s ability to survive the trump admin onslaught for 4 years.
also you’re going to jail
also you’re going to jail
February 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
if your attorney looks like this, they’re skeptical of the federal judiciary’s ability to survive the trump admin onslaught for 4 years.
also you’re going to jail
also you’re going to jail
hi chris big fan, looking forward to the book
unrelated, what the fuck is this zuckerberg ass fit bro
unrelated, what the fuck is this zuckerberg ass fit bro
January 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
hi chris big fan, looking forward to the book
unrelated, what the fuck is this zuckerberg ass fit bro
unrelated, what the fuck is this zuckerberg ass fit bro
Jesse Singal Follower strikes again
January 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Jesse Singal Follower strikes again
oh god oh fuck.
it’s a fak attack. richie I swear to god.
i’m calling mom
it’s a fak attack. richie I swear to god.
i’m calling mom
January 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
oh god oh fuck.
it’s a fak attack. richie I swear to god.
i’m calling mom
it’s a fak attack. richie I swear to god.
i’m calling mom
some at the new york times
please
bully this man. give bret stephens a swirly
eat his lunch
please
bully this man. give bret stephens a swirly
eat his lunch
December 13, 2024 at 1:13 AM
some at the new york times
please
bully this man. give bret stephens a swirly
eat his lunch
please
bully this man. give bret stephens a swirly
eat his lunch
someone’s knocking matt. let Him in 🙏
December 8, 2024 at 10:34 PM
someone’s knocking matt. let Him in 🙏
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum...
shadow and flame
shadow and flame
December 8, 2024 at 8:00 PM
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum...
shadow and flame
shadow and flame