Honeycomb
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Honeycomb
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Black history is only offensive if you side with enslavers, segregationists, and other racists. It slaps if you have morality.
February 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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All of these nomination hearings in a nutshell:

Congress: “Will you break the law if the President tells you to?”

Nominee: “That’s for me to know and you to find out.”
January 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind
and may we not look back and think
fuck all of 2025
December 31, 2024 at 4:56 PM
@404media.co This is the best placement for a betterhelp ad I’ve ever seen
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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George Santos: Conscience of a Nation.
The plot thickens!!!! This is like the real housewives of the United States congress.
November 20, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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You can see it better in this clip. Just that "oh, you done fucked up" smile.
November 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Remember: You can be confident we’re going to win this thing but also be terrified that you might be wrong. That’s a sign you’re being honest with yourself.
November 5, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Just passed a Trump train with about 75 cars and 1,000,000 flags
November 3, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Aussies don't hold punches
November 2, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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The last two weeks before an election are just everyone gathered around a sheep's entrails screaming at each other over what it might all mean
October 24, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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at long last the drudgery of holding your newborn child in your arms or playing with your golden retriever in a sun-dappled park can be delegated to the machines
October 11, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.
Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong'
WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Right v. Wrong.
www.theonion.com
July 1, 2024 at 4:43 PM
You have to be very smart and hit the ball a long way
June 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Humankind
Be both
June 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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are laws real? stay tuned
May 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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I wrote about a very powerful and very funny experience that I had over the weekend. defector.com/have-you-see...
Have You Seen A Cybertruck Yet? | Defector
I hope this will not come across too much like bragging, but I have seen a lot of cars. Most of this is because—and again, sorry to brag—I go outside pretty regularly. But in my youth, this was appare...
defector.com
May 21, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I’m reading White Noise by Don DeLillo and my copy was annotated by someone who doesn’t understand the writer’s humor or the sickness that is American capitalism. This person’s notes have been deeply annoying but have started to create their own sort of additive white noise.
May 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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As King of America you’re allowed to do anything except forgive student loans and regulate carbon.
in a country founded directly on "no kings, fuck kings in particular" it is beyond insulting that supposed "originalist" judges are taking seriously the proposition that the President is in fact a king
April 25, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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I think it's illegal to observe this day without Sarah Cooper. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDK...
How to medical
Press briefing 4/23
www.youtube.com
April 23, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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“They basically build up an ecosystem that’s resilient to fire through the vegetation mosaic, then keep it really well watered so it never dries out, never becomes easy to burn.”

Go, beavs.

www.latimes.com/environment/...
Yes, beavers can help stop wildfires. And more places in California are embracing them
Beavers create unburned islands where plants and animals can shelter from megafires, research has confirmed. A movement is afoot to reintroduce the rodents to the state's waterways.
www.latimes.com
March 26, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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States’ Rights is an American political philosophy that means states are allowed to be more authoritarian than the federal government, but cannot be more liberal than the federal government
March 4, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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It is both funny and instructive how eager so many powerful individuals and institutions with massively grandiose understandings of their own significance have been to discard every value they've ever professed or pretended to in order to protect the dumbest, shittiest rich guy of his generation.
March 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM