Hailey
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Hailey
@bachrach.bsky.social
writing things and hanging out with my dog. rep'd by @sarahnfisk.bsky.social (me, not the dog)
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aigh! It’s only twisty and thrilling because Greenblatt chooses to print the legend when given multiple interpretations Of evidence and when he can’t do that, makes shit up!
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have found the Wicked films baffling, because they have become this massive phenomenon whilst I cannot find a single person I actually know who thought either of them were good
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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This is haunting and beautiful
Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
so in case anyone was wondering why i think it's a huge mistake for any critic to try to pander to artists
My weekend began with a 1,353-word email from the director of the show I reviewed in the FT this week, which began like this (below), went on to say I’m not fit to clean the boots of the production team, and concluded by saying “Yours is a remarkably ugly contribution to the world.” Happy Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Keep in mind there is no law saying bagels are only for the morning. If you want a 9PM bagel, that’s fine. You can just do that.
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 12th, 1970, 450kg of dynamite is placed in the sand on the leeward side of the 45ft deceased sperm whale, the resulting blast is recorded and broadcast on KATU

the explosion launched chunks of whale nearly a fifth of a mile, some large enough to damage vehicles
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I'm endeavoring to collect some data about publishing journeys. Won't you join me? Here's more: www.agentsandbooks.com/tell-me-your...
Tell Me Your Story and I'll Tell You Mine
Hi Friends, I haven't fully figured out Threads yet, but there is a robust community of writers there, and a lot of conversations about books, writing, publishing, and more. That means a lot of ~~~~d...
www.agentsandbooks.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Nobody who spouts this position on European politics has had a single solitary conversation with a center left European about immigration.
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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it is perhaps not surprising that the (very many) US soccer journalists I follow have a clearer-eyed understanding of where European social politics actually are than like 95+% of Online Americans
hard to maintain the Europe-as-liberal-fantasyland perspective once you've seen clips of entire stadiums making monkey noises at black soccer players
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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I joined @tomesandtextiles.bsky.social 's fundraiser and am offering an advanced query class plus a recording of a Query 101 class to anyone who donates $20 or more.

Plus two very rare opportunities for a query critique

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October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
literally all i want is a newsletter platform that feels chill and low-stakes like tinyletter did
October 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Hello! I'm open to unsolicited submissions for the first time in ages...

Looking for: Adult Epic Fantasy and Horror only

Guidelines are here: www.dongwonsong.com/submission-g...
Submission Guidelines — DongWon Song
www.dongwonsong.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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What’s happening: Napoleon is master of Europe.

Go deeper: Only the British Fleet stands before him.
September 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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'In a way, this play has made me feel more English’

Hailey Bachrach (@bachrach.bsky.social) chats with Philip Arditti and Nina Bowers about revisiting their dark satire English King Killing Foreigners in a new political era
'It's a colonial invasion narrative': How Henry V inspired English Kings Killing Foreigners
In 2019, Philip Arditti and Nina Bowers took aim at both the nationalism of Shakespeare's play and the rise of 'woke'. But have those targets shifted?
exeuntmagazine.substack.com
September 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I love Phil and Nina and I'm so excited for this show!
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I’m seeing a lot of inaccurate info about the Anthropic settlement being passed around as fact, so here’s a good basic explainer from the Author’s Guild that I highly recommend reading so you understand it better if you’re potentially part of the class: authorsguild.org/news/what-au...
What Authors Need to Know About the $1.5 Billion Anthropic Settlement  - The Authors Guild
Today, Anthropic agreed to pay $1.5 billion to settle claims that it downloaded pirated books to train its AI systems—the largest U.S. copyright settlement in history. The parties in Bartz v Anthropic...
authorsguild.org
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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NONFICTION WRITERS: my independent study how to write a book proposal class is 50% off right now!

www.jeannakadlec.com/how-to-write...
How to Write a Book Proposal
Want to publish a nonfiction book or memoir? This independent study will guide you through each part of the book proposal, helping you generate new outlines and fresh material. Applicable for narrativ...
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August 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Me applying for and getting this job as an undercover investigative reporting scheme, like Nellie Bly getting herself committed to a mental institution.
Clicked through out of curiosity and it’s for… Bret Stephens 😭
August 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM