Little Kat
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
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Little Kat
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
· Feb 12
Imagine hating me and I'm just...yeah that checks out actually
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The Last Newfangled Direction, a way so westernmost that the Ouroboros Kid eats his own sunset while omnirising after his own son of a bitch, the fastest omnidraw in omnipresence
March 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The Last Newfangled Direction, a way so westernmost that the Ouroboros Kid eats his own sunset while omnirising after his own son of a bitch, the fastest omnidraw in omnipresence
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today I thought about putting the car in reverse and going really fast just in case Satan was behind me
March 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
today I thought about putting the car in reverse and going really fast just in case Satan was behind me
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dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today
March 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today
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at my local supermarket if Come On Eileen is playing while you’re in aisle four around the organic beans, a worm hole opens up and you get to do your prom all over again but only once so get it right this time
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
at my local supermarket if Come On Eileen is playing while you’re in aisle four around the organic beans, a worm hole opens up and you get to do your prom all over again but only once so get it right this time
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It’s hard being sexy. That’s why I don’t do it.
March 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It’s hard being sexy. That’s why I don’t do it.
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I know a bench to sit and yearn hate to see me coming
March 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I know a bench to sit and yearn hate to see me coming
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skeet so bad you find out who your friends are
March 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
skeet so bad you find out who your friends are
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i know a thing or two about ignoring red flags
March 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i know a thing or two about ignoring red flags
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Wow.
4 p.m.
Bedtime already.
4 p.m.
Bedtime already.
March 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wow.
4 p.m.
Bedtime already.
4 p.m.
Bedtime already.
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Please please pro-tip me now. Ok. If you play Duran Duran Side Project Simulator on Roblox you might level up faster if you choose the Power Station route but if you go Arcadia the kids will mad respect you
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Please please pro-tip me now. Ok. If you play Duran Duran Side Project Simulator on Roblox you might level up faster if you choose the Power Station route but if you go Arcadia the kids will mad respect you
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Sometimes I post skeets just to delete them
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sometimes I post skeets just to delete them
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in my next life i hope i come back as a sexy chicken, like way too hot to eat
March 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
in my next life i hope i come back as a sexy chicken, like way too hot to eat
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do not approach the leggy pink guy selling bonds in a trench coat that’s a flimflamingo
March 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
do not approach the leggy pink guy selling bonds in a trench coat that’s a flimflamingo
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I always ask them not to cut the pizza so I can just eat it like a big cookie
March 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I always ask them not to cut the pizza so I can just eat it like a big cookie
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At my age, a ménage á trois is just me a sheet cake and a fork.
March 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
At my age, a ménage á trois is just me a sheet cake and a fork.
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Oh sure, you don't think about swallowing worms when you eat fettuccine, that's cool. Put some Alfredo on that hashtag blessed personality
March 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Oh sure, you don't think about swallowing worms when you eat fettuccine, that's cool. Put some Alfredo on that hashtag blessed personality
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I think the point is to be inquisitive
March 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think the point is to be inquisitive
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I am the lyre playing in the back of your mind the sun glint off your golden hair inside your memory unaware I am the loud laugh
March 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I am the lyre playing in the back of your mind the sun glint off your golden hair inside your memory unaware I am the loud laugh
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whisper sweet nothings to me in your computer voice
March 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
whisper sweet nothings to me in your computer voice
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on mondays I reply to everything everyone says by shaking my head ruefully and saying what a world
March 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
on mondays I reply to everything everyone says by shaking my head ruefully and saying what a world