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he/him. software tinkerer, RPG forever GM. // Bnet: stoppablefrc#1707 // PSN: PhilCharisma // mastodon instance admin
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Ooh MAMA, sue me!
Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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My brain unfortunately keeps filing away "Grijalva" as "Gravija" so
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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its 9 am and so far today we have learned that jeffrey epstein was advised to blackmail donald trump who spent lots of alone time with children at epsteins house
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Everything about making video games is harder than you think.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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As a #WoW_Partner the WoW team have given us a code for Midnight Epic Edition, which grants beta access, to celebrate the Nov 11th start of the beta! Repost this and follow us by Nov 9th at 11:59 pm CST for a chance to win this amazing mount! Winners picked and contacted Nov 10th! Good luck!
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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A COMPUTER

CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS

WRITE 30% OF YOUR CODE EVERYONE DEPENDS ON
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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STOP THE PRESSES.

The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one.

Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon.

@hg101.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I could actually see during the last 20 minutes of an average Vampire Survivors run, but I guess we'll never know
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Valve isn't nice or your friend, its just that no one has a gun to their head demanding they meet some made up growth goal every year or else. So they just do what works and makes money with as little risk as possible. Like a normal fucking business.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
if they ever give an award for loudest shoes in the office, I'm gonna win by a country mile
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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every single word of this is insane
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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In the beginning the ballroom was going to cost $200 million.

Earlier this morning he increased the cost to $300 million.

2 hours ago the price of the ballroom went up to $350 million.

We should witness a double ballroom by this weekend.
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM