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remember what the dormouse said
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November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
c'mon andrey rublev, there's literally a movie called andrei rublev
Four Favorites with Alex De Minaur, Andrey Rublev, Cameron Norrie and Jannik Sinner 🎾
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
some of those that work fawces are the same that burn
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
bummed for the little girl behind me who was bawling 😭
Our 2025 season comes to an end
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
shoutout to justin p who wrote his name in some wet cement 35 years ago
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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New:

On 1xBet, the strange and shady company which has become rapidly more visible across tennis in 2025 despite *many* reasons for tours, tournaments, and federations to steer clear of its mess.

Lots of odd details here, free for all to read at Bounces:

www.benrothenberg.com/p/1xbet-tenn...
Bottom Dollar
On the shady practices of 1xBet, and its rapidly growing presence across tennis.
www.benrothenberg.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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All this does is give businesses with managers who have no experience with puzzles and no understanding of how much real effort it takes to build them an excuse to avoid hiring professionals to make their crosswords. "Well the AI can just make a crossword for us" NO IT CAN'T! Not a good one, anyway.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
james bond’s recasting after no time to die is causing a nightmare for the next film. writers are stuck because bond “was portrayed by daniel craig”

anthony horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“you can’t have him wake up from reconstructive surgery and just be played by someone else”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
trans rights are jovian rights
🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt

star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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10 Nov 2025
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09 Nov 2025
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Orlando, you know what to do 😤

Playoffs are back in the 407 for our Semifinal match against Gotham FC, and we need you in the stands: orlsoccer.co/SEMIS25 🎟️
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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SEMIFINAL BOUND ✅
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM