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win probability for a 2023 boise st game showing a 99.9% chance to win until the very end, where they lost. "boise st" has been crossed out in favor of "democrats"
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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ostrava!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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tron ares, 3 stars; a serious man, 4.5 stars; roofman, 4 stars; tron legacy, 3.5 stars
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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fastest time in a while
congratulations! you solved a friday crossword in 4:07
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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of course women don’t like the Cybertruck

women want only one thing and it’s the Richard Scarry Applecar
richard scarry’s apple car
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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lfggggg
final fantasy tactics - nintendo switch version
September 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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oooh had no idea that was in these emails. here’s a good one from a few weeks back
flashback: this week fourteen years ago, you logged… the big lebowski, another earth, the trip, the devil’s double
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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@evanbirnholz.bsky.social not sure if this was for everyone or just me lol
wapo notification: “analysis: solution to evan birnholz’s sept. 21 crossword, ‘capital gains’”
September 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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man praying “jesus i see what you’ve done for other people and i want that for me.”
September 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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championship vibes
hand with a championship ring for the orlando pride. background is a soccer field with stadium seats spelling out ORLANDO.
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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@thelouvreof.bsky.social
skeet: taylor swift is engaged reply: i'm happy for her. now back to the resistance.
August 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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bridge of spies, 4.5 stars; the hudsucker proxy, 3.5 stars; weapons, 4.5 stars; freakier friday, 3 stars
August 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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😏
ebike odometer reading 6969
August 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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pretty good crop last week
lincoln, 5 stars; fantastic 4, 4 stars; miller’s crossing, 5 stars; sorry, baby, 4.5 stars
August 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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VENUS QUEEN 👑
venus williams d. peyton stearns 6-3 6-4
July 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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looks like it!
ken burns page of the pbs passport app
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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nothing but bangers
m, 4 stars; the adventures of tintin, 4 stars; blood simple, 5 stars; superman, 4 stars
July 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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congrats to @girinathan.bsky.social for another alcaraz/sinner final
giri nathan's book, change-over, about the nascent alcaraz/sinner rivalry
July 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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walking tall, 3.5 stars; vamps, 3.5 stars; indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, 3 stars; jurassic world rebirth, 1.5 stars
July 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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really nice sunset/cloud combo tonight
large cloud backlit by setting sun
July 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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a real turd of a movie
1.5 star review of jurassic world rebirth: what kind of sicko chews an altoid
July 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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cover of “bad company: private equity and the death of the american dream” by megan greenwell
July 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
jimmy saville
July 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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ok i'll bite (these would all change tomorrow lol)
nytimes reader ballot: almost famous (2000); annihilation (2018); brick (2006); the emperor's new groove (2000); gone girl (2014); the handmaiden (2016); inside llewyn davis (2013); mad max: fury road (2015); never let me go (2010); wall e (2008)
June 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM