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remember what the dormouse said
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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All this does is give businesses with managers who have no experience with puzzles and no understanding of how much real effort it takes to build them an excuse to avoid hiring professionals to make their crosswords. "Well the AI can just make a crossword for us" NO IT CAN'T! Not a good one, anyway.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
james bond’s recasting after no time to die is causing a nightmare for the next film. writers are stuck because bond “was portrayed by daniel craig”

anthony horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“you can’t have him wake up from reconstructive surgery and just be played by someone else”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
trans rights are jovian rights
🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt

star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Orlando, you know what to do 😤

Playoffs are back in the 407 for our Semifinal match against Gotham FC, and we need you in the stands: orlsoccer.co/SEMIS25 🎟️
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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SEMIFINAL BOUND ✅
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
my instagram lost all sound somehow and i can’t figure out a way to turn it back on and honestly it’s the greatest thing because it keeps me off that godforsaken app
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
@jamellebouie.net @lioneltrolling.bsky.social you guys need to re-record the walking tall pod!
Stunning story by @jesspish.bsky.social: He became the most famous sheriff in the U.S. after his hunt for his wife's "real killers" inspired a $60 million 1973 blockbuster ($430 million in today dollars). It was all a lie and his hometown can't deal.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
This Tiny Southern Town Became Famous off a Gruesome Lie. Now It Can’t Let Go.
A mythical sheriff was immortalized in movies. In August, a stunning report changed everything.
slate.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Money is tight right now, of course, and we’ve had a few people write us lately to say they can’t afford subscriptions.

If you’re struggling but want to solve our puzzles, hit us up any time - support@avxwords.com - and we will happily hook you up free for a year. No questions asked.
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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None of this is going to happen and the halal carts in nyc are already there and amazing, but this is the id of MAGA politics, "we can won so we can force everyone to do what we want" projected onto people who don't think that and wouldn't try. bsky.app/profile/stac...
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
preferring look who’s talking too over look who’s talking is a BONKERS take
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
multiplex movie theater
just saw this on reddit and the idea FASCINATES me so tell me…where would you haunt? 👀
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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oh god what if this game goes to extra innings and they’re still playing when it’s time to fall back. feels like it’d open a portal to something
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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This is an incredible labeler. Immediately changes how I understand a surprising number of people on bsky, and maybe bsky in general.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM