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noticing my millennials start to wilt and pouring some IPAs into their enclosure
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
noticing my millennials start to wilt and pouring some IPAs into their enclosure
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Me: yeah I'm toastymodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
Me: Yeah I'm soakmodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
My grass-touching consultant: You're not "modeing" anything you forgot an umbrella
Me: I'm drenchmaxxing. I'm an Aqua Female.
Consultant: You're going to get sick
Me: Drygirls stay coping. My gender is pathetic wet woman.
Consultant: Go inside and dry off
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me: yeah I'm toastymodeing
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
My grass-touching consultant: You're STILL not "modeing" anything, you're turning the heater up and refusing to go outside
Me: I'm parchmaxxing. I'm a Crunch Female.
Consultant: Your skin is cracking.
Me: Moistgirls stay coping. My gender is triumphant dry woman.
Spilled some lunch on my skirt. I knew i was a messy bitch who loves drama, now im just a messy bitch who loves shawarma 😩
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Spilled some lunch on my skirt. I knew i was a messy bitch who loves drama, now im just a messy bitch who loves shawarma 😩
I have decided trying to quit coffee and caffeine in the middle of the PNW dark period is really dumb. Why did I think this was the right time to try this
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have decided trying to quit coffee and caffeine in the middle of the PNW dark period is really dumb. Why did I think this was the right time to try this
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
In 2024, the pop girlies were feasting as Charli XCX, Chappell Roan, and Sabrina Carpenter tore up the charts!
In 2025, we danced in the theater and had the time of our lives with Kpop Demon Hunters!
In 2026, the dolls are getting into 𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕿𝖆𝖔 𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖞
In 2025, we danced in the theater and had the time of our lives with Kpop Demon Hunters!
In 2026, the dolls are getting into 𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕿𝖆𝖔 𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖞
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
In 2024, the pop girlies were feasting as Charli XCX, Chappell Roan, and Sabrina Carpenter tore up the charts!
In 2025, we danced in the theater and had the time of our lives with Kpop Demon Hunters!
In 2026, the dolls are getting into 𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕿𝖆𝖔 𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖞
In 2025, we danced in the theater and had the time of our lives with Kpop Demon Hunters!
In 2026, the dolls are getting into 𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕿𝖆𝖔 𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖞
Jokes about Boaty McBoatface are disrespectful to famed character actor Roddy McDowall
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Jokes about Boaty McBoatface are disrespectful to famed character actor Roddy McDowall
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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im ngl "honk" is a word that reeks of subtle elitism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
im ngl "honk" is a word that reeks of subtle elitism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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NEW: "Worse than a cover up": Roger Wright demands accountability from Seattle
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/09...
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/09...
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
NEW: "Worse than a cover up": Roger Wright demands accountability from Seattle
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/09...
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/09...
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
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I would've killed to have 5 women team up to transition me
oh mamdani has an all women transition team? who cares. i have an all women transition team every time im out with the girls
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I would've killed to have 5 women team up to transition me
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This goblin is antsy and needs to remind Mom and Dad he's still out there and needs to be President soon, having received the requisite training as leader of Indiana's fifth largest town
Last night was a thumping from coast to coast. Across the country, voters rejected chaos and cynicism – and chose leaders who are focused on the cost of everyday life.
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This goblin is antsy and needs to remind Mom and Dad he's still out there and needs to be President soon, having received the requisite training as leader of Indiana's fifth largest town
Learning once again, to my horror, that staying sober, taking melatonin, and going to bed at a reasonable time means I wake up refreshed the next morning 🤮
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Learning once again, to my horror, that staying sober, taking melatonin, and going to bed at a reasonable time means I wake up refreshed the next morning 🤮
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It’s time to take this movement global. Let’s march on Buckingham Palace
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s time to take this movement global. Let’s march on Buckingham Palace
A major obstruction here I think is that hailey inadvertently frames it backwards: that human racism is a reason to be nice to *AI/LLMs*, instead of criticizing anti AI/LLM language ("clankers") as a socially acceptable training wheels for exercising *human* bigotry.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
A major obstruction here I think is that hailey inadvertently frames it backwards: that human racism is a reason to be nice to *AI/LLMs*, instead of criticizing anti AI/LLM language ("clankers") as a socially acceptable training wheels for exercising *human* bigotry.
@melstone.xyz I've had your cover of Sorrow on repeat in life and in my head for the last week. it's sooo good
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@melstone.xyz I've had your cover of Sorrow on repeat in life and in my head for the last week. it's sooo good
Me and 200 to 300 of my closest friends showed up at Wright Park today for Tacoma trans kids. Hate that it has to be organized, but I absolutely loved the solidarity the community showed! Mary Bridge do the right thing bit.ly/transkidstacoma
September 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me and 200 to 300 of my closest friends showed up at Wright Park today for Tacoma trans kids. Hate that it has to be organized, but I absolutely loved the solidarity the community showed! Mary Bridge do the right thing bit.ly/transkidstacoma
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WSNA members and staff participated in a rally to defend trans kids on Sept. 12 at Wright Park in Tacoma. Learn more and sign the petition at bit.ly/transkidstacoma
September 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
WSNA members and staff participated in a rally to defend trans kids on Sept. 12 at Wright Park in Tacoma. Learn more and sign the petition at bit.ly/transkidstacoma
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Great to meet with WA State Sen. Alvarado and her aide (whose name I shamefully forgot) today with @irisjaycomics.bsky.social to talk about Visa/MC/Stripe's censorship of the internet, the need for universal healthcare, full sex work decriminalization, and rent control! She'll see what she can do!
September 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Great to meet with WA State Sen. Alvarado and her aide (whose name I shamefully forgot) today with @irisjaycomics.bsky.social to talk about Visa/MC/Stripe's censorship of the internet, the need for universal healthcare, full sex work decriminalization, and rent control! She'll see what she can do!
Watching how to train your dragon, mainly hoping so i can see if Jay Baruchel ends up getting his brain smashed into jello paste by the G's toothless is pulling when flying
September 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Watching how to train your dragon, mainly hoping so i can see if Jay Baruchel ends up getting his brain smashed into jello paste by the G's toothless is pulling when flying
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Hey, do you live in Washington State and have been affected by the Visa and MasterCard porn censorship bans? Please get in touch with me! I have an in-person meeting with State Senator Alvarado coming up about this topic and I would love to bring stories from people who've been directly harmed!
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hey, do you live in Washington State and have been affected by the Visa and MasterCard porn censorship bans? Please get in touch with me! I have an in-person meeting with State Senator Alvarado coming up about this topic and I would love to bring stories from people who've been directly harmed!
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El Jaleo, 1882 #johnsingersargent #sargent
June 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
El Jaleo, 1882 #johnsingersargent #sargent