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Kyle
@assf.art
Milwaukee

cybersec, embedded/IOT, reverse engineering, and whatever else I feel like working on

some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass)

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Kyle @assf.art · Dec 4
Also I run an SMS service where you can text a number to post on Bluesky. To register, send an SMS to +1 414-432-4321 with the message: register bsky.social handle> bsky.social app password>. Then, you can send an SMS to that same number at any time in order to post on Bluesky!
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very occasionally in fleeting moments I think I could be a politician (i would never want to do this; you have to go to too much shit) but if i were asked a question this dumb a third as often as Mamdani is I'd be doing the Tim Heidecker "SHUT THE FUCK UP" thing on national tv
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Here's a screenshot of the article everybody's talking about, sans paywall. Enjoy (or don't)
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Gonna do a thread with the entire Trump/Zohran meeting. You can alternatively watch it here (unless it gets copyright striked) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn9H... (1/11)
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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With Xbox you can turn the worst operating system into the worst console or handheld. And that's a good thing. And you only have to support a genocide in the process. Also, you no longer need to use your mouse, far and away the fastest and most efficient human interface device ever created.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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some games you play for like 10 seconds and you know that it's Got It and Sektori is absolutely one of those. flow state game. blink and an hour goes by game. lumines arise and sektori said 2025 is the year of 00's hard techno
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
wake up babe they made a caffeine XR
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Please stop telling me you're not surprised. We've been the leading publication in abuse of AI and porn for years. The newsworthy thing here is the exposed back end shows, definitively, people are turning ordinary people into AI porn at scale. You're pontificating to the wrong people.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The really cool thing about this is that somebody open sourced a custom firmware for Nest so you can decouple it from Google’s backend, and continue to use it remotely. I set it up and it took like 5 minutes. nolongerevil.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just released a new Chrome extension: Tired of Bluesky hiding the good stuff behind a "show more replies" button? Install this, and they'll always show up. chromewebstore.google.com/detail/blues...
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO CHIEFS!” or “GO BIRDS!” I’m yelling “GO BLUESKY SAFETY” and the rule of law!
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can confirm, Helium is great. I used to recommend Thorium, but Helium seems to get much more timely updates, which is really important for protecting yourself online!
anyway while i have your attention i wanna share helium.computer

helium is a bullshit-free web browser developed by me and @jj.ax. it's fully open-source, truly ad-free and privacy-first, and also lightweight. it gets out of your way, which is how a web browser should behave imo
Helium Browser
The web browser made for people, with love. Best privacy by default, unbiased ad-blocking, no bloat and no noise. Fully open source.
helium.computer
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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when conservative dems once again do something obscenely stupid to directly aid the republican party
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Mr Grabs is the perfect name for the guy, because he "grabs" all the money he can get his strange hands on
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Doing a land acknowledgement of the Microsoft Azure Australia South-East Data Centre hosting this Microsoft Teams meeting.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Every time I read one of these stories, a voice in the back of my head says “well maybe the parents are looking for a scapegoat” and then I read the article and there are absolutely shocking responses from ChatGPT. Just a complete failure to implement even the most basic safeguards.
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint
May 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Ryan Grim like:
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM