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ashoebill.bsky.social
@ashoebill.bsky.social
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Just a stork
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been playing skyrim again
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Every week I make one million dollars on Draft Kings betting that everybody’s gonna have fun out there
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
September 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Let's rock with our cock.
August 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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>commiting charity fraud to the tune of half a mil
July 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu
Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio?
Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles
N: Hobbits? Oh father, you know they play merry hell with your digestion
July 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Also "disco sucks" is one of the greatest lies the white man ever told

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
June 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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If the national guard and ICE and stationing all of their forces in one place that's an incredible sign to Go Somewhere Else to protest

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
June 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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A visit for #AncientSiteSunday today to the extensive remains of Gortyna, the capital of the Roman province of Creta et Cyrenaica and later the separate Crete. It was mostly destroyed in the 9th century CE

#Archaeology #RomanArchaeology #AncelientBlueSky 🏺
June 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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My painting NORTHERN SUMMER SKY
June 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Personally, I think it would be cool if HBO did a non-sci fi, non-reboot adult show. Something like a realistic multilayered crime show set in Baltimore or Jersey. Or maybe a family drama at a funeral home. Something like that.
June 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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mission motel sign, mt. vernon avenue at orange street, san bernardino, california, 1977
May 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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stegosaurus statue at town hall, view 2, route 64, dinosaur, colorado, 1991
May 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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true peace:

:3
May 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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“Turn in you’re gun and badge, John Severance. Your off the force. Your a lose cannon.”

- Commissioner Severance, “Severance”
March 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Once again, this is NOT A JOKE: Give me unlimited bionanotech startup funding, and I will NOT rest until I have created an ACTUAL basilisk. The fucker will turn you to stone. It will leave a trail of venom as it slithers across the Earth. Only the stink of weasels will ward it off. I AM SERIOUS!
March 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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I feel like he would've called 'em skeets, and as such I'm gonna call 'em skeets in honour of the Scatman, and if the Scatman can do it so can you, reskeet to honour him
a black and white photo of a man in a suit
Alt: The Scatman
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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"Can Trump just kill the federal goverment? Do his EO violent the impoundment act?"

You bolt awake in the East Portico. You are not online. It is March 4, 1869. You are Ulysses S Grant, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The stimulus must be significant
January 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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In Sumerian times they would have made a statuette of you. Best I can do is SSRIs though
January 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM