His Imperial Trillness
@artboul.bsky.social
Lit in REAL life.
Pinned
Here’s what’s important here. Just because the other side wants a fight doesn’t mean you should avoid one. Sometimes you have to get out of your head, quit trying to be clever and cute and fucking fight.
A leaked document obtained by HuffPost reveals the fierce backlash against Trump's now-rescinded funding freeze was part of the plan all along
I told my step pop someone hit me. When he asked if I hit them back, I replied that fighting in school was not allowed.
That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing.
It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.
That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing.
It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.
Did you know you could sprain a tooth? My son’s big ass head taught me that. This parenting shit is War you gotta be ten toes down.
If you're on the fence, DON'T have them.
I’m still on the fence about kids tbh.
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did you know you could sprain a tooth? My son’s big ass head taught me that. This parenting shit is War you gotta be ten toes down.
I kind of want to hear the thoughts of anyone fucking with Trump but I know it's a bad Idea.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I kind of want to hear the thoughts of anyone fucking with Trump but I know it's a bad Idea.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
Reposted by His Imperial Trillness
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
I bet this man had hair. This is not bald man behavior.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch one of my coworkers just told me she caught her man with another woman in bed THIS MORNING!
They live together.
She went out of town OVERNIGHT and stopped by the house this morning to get something instead of coming straight to work, like she planned.
They live together.
She went out of town OVERNIGHT and stopped by the house this morning to get something instead of coming straight to work, like she planned.
a woman in a black jacket is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a black jacket is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I bet this man had hair. This is not bald man behavior.
Reposted by His Imperial Trillness
My new special, Son of Sumter, is OUT NOW on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Vimeo, and more!
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My new special, Son of Sumter, is OUT NOW on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Vimeo, and more!
I want to live in a place where tech stops at like 2003.
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I want to live in a place where tech stops at like 2003.
Today the smoothest month of getting ready for school begins.
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Today the smoothest month of getting ready for school begins.
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
Stilettos in the club
A Terror Bird in seven-league boots. Brown pencil, 68 × 89 mm. From 2020.
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Stilettos in the club
Whatchu you doing this morning? Drinking mimosas? Touching Butts? Cool.
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Whatchu you doing this morning? Drinking mimosas? Touching Butts? Cool.
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
Reposted by His Imperial Trillness
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
Is this about a romantic getaway or Mac and cheese
It be creamier than the day before and all the flavors just be waiting >>>
macaroni and cheese for breakfast because i can do anythiiiiiiiiiiiing
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is this about a romantic getaway or Mac and cheese
When we say grace in our family, we thank someone who made the meal possible but is absent from the table.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.
so. many. hands. have touched every single thing you eat, wear, use. none of us is independent; we all exist in a web of support, relying on people we have never met and may never meet for our safety, our sustenance, our joy, our satiety. you are alive because of so many people's labor.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When we say grace in our family, we thank someone who made the meal possible but is absent from the table.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.
Showing up to thanksgiving empty handed at 45 not crazy?!?
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Showing up to thanksgiving empty handed at 45 not crazy?!?
Dem potatoes white -what’s the reasoning ?
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dem potatoes white -what’s the reasoning ?
Reposted by His Imperial Trillness
Reposted by His Imperial Trillness
We ain’t buying shit! This Friday ain’t “Black” ‘cuz we got each others’ back.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We ain’t buying shit! This Friday ain’t “Black” ‘cuz we got each others’ back.
Yes mostly jazz shows. If my three weird jazz homies can’t go , I roll solo.
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yes mostly jazz shows. If my three weird jazz homies can’t go , I roll solo.
Reposted by His Imperial Trillness
Some common sense to remember in a trying time.
Originally written in April 2025
snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-t...
Originally written in April 2025
snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-t...
The Next Terrorist Attack
And What Comes After (Updated)
snyder.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Some common sense to remember in a trying time.
Originally written in April 2025
snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-t...
Originally written in April 2025
snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-t...
I wonder if this person has ever read Joseph Campbell?
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I wonder if this person has ever read Joseph Campbell?
No need to send an email about microwaving CANNED MACKEREL.
Just take up a collection in the break room and but that bread on that demons head.
Just take up a collection in the break room and but that bread on that demons head.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No need to send an email about microwaving CANNED MACKEREL.
Just take up a collection in the break room and but that bread on that demons head.
Just take up a collection in the break room and but that bread on that demons head.
Reposted by His Imperial Trillness
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Will your beverage be grape or red
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Will your beverage be grape or red
It’s Black over Every Emcee except Rakim.
The only emcee that embodies the whole tradition and pushes it forward on this level is Kendrick.
The only emcee that embodies the whole tradition and pushes it forward on this level is Kendrick.
QUICKTIME ON THE SKY!!!!!
@catchinzzzs.bsky.social
@veryghetto.posts.fyi
@astoldbynai.blacksky.app
@mumzzzthewurd.blacksky.app
@slickriqtharuler.bsky.social
Lupe Fiasco or Black Thought?
@catchinzzzs.bsky.social
@veryghetto.posts.fyi
@astoldbynai.blacksky.app
@mumzzzthewurd.blacksky.app
@slickriqtharuler.bsky.social
Lupe Fiasco or Black Thought?
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s Black over Every Emcee except Rakim.
The only emcee that embodies the whole tradition and pushes it forward on this level is Kendrick.
The only emcee that embodies the whole tradition and pushes it forward on this level is Kendrick.