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His Imperial Trillness
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I told my step pop someone hit me. When he asked if I hit them back, I replied that fighting in school was not allowed.

That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing.

It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.
Here’s what’s important here. Just because the other side wants a fight doesn’t mean you should avoid one. Sometimes you have to get out of your head, quit trying to be clever and cute and fucking fight.
A leaked document obtained by HuffPost reveals the fierce backlash against Trump's now-rescinded funding freeze was part of the plan all along
I’m declaring war on ALL parties involved. This will not stand.
Just saw a skeet about a chitlin burger and then I hop on the Bird app and see chitlin pizza.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Rakim
Black Thought
Doom
Kendrick
Pusha T
Jay-Z
Tariq
Rakim
3 Stacks
Nasir
Jay Z
Andre 3000
Black Thought
Nas
Kendrick
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My son just had his first group art show.
Two years ago he was giving his first talk at the PMA.

His career is on fire
My sleep schedule is in shambles.
One night without this child treating my skull like a Tempur-Pedic, please.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There’s laws to the snack game, and we gotta get these violators outta here.

Savory cupcakes are an evil that cannot be allowed in a civilized society.

The ungodly act of making MARINARA BUTTERCREAM and HERBED YELLOW CAKE is an offense to God and man.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Immaculate scribble vibes at Solar Myth
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If you had to picture your consciousness as shape would it be more like a circle or a square?
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This Anti-D.E.I. mess has gone too far
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Very rarely. But if I got far enough out of line it was a possibility.

Currently gentle parenting my 5-year-old.

I still believe that teenage boys do better when they believe that there is an adult who may take them out if they go too far.
Was anyone raised NOT getting a whoopin?

Asking the colored folks only.
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Saw an “ I love stingrays “ bumper sticker.

Had to think about my family.

The temptation to slide for Steve was strong.

#CrocodileHunterForever
a man wearing a mask is standing next to a green pontiac car
ALT: a man wearing a mask is standing next to a green pontiac car
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November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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TALK YO SHYT!
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just found a clean version of Cam’s Purple Haze.
This new D.L.C. (Dad Lesson Content) is going to change the streets of Matchbox City forever
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Football at the family reunion in July. I missed the ball and a trip to the ER.

Winning.
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I wish more jazz venues had dance floors. I wanna do strange dances on fine carpets.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Remember the guy who was fly on the computer in 3 stacks throw some D’s verse? This him right here. ⬇️

tidal.com/browse/track...
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Can someone please tell me how they got a script for a wheelchair?? I’ve been begging my pcp and have had no eval for mobility aides since I’ve been sick! What do I ask for
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We need to start naming babies Clarence again.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Houston
New York
Chicago
Vegas.

(It's wild to me that all my International trips have all been cerebral )
What cities have you had the most fun in?
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dumb question. Why can't data centers use seawater for cooling?
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rock doesn't cover paper literally, paper contains the research that covers every aspect of rock’s being and guarantees destruction.
How the hell does paper beat rock anyway, if rocks are essentially a paperweight? Papers are easily swayed and can be torn apart with ease. To destroy rock, you Ned heavy force or volcano hot conditions. Paper should win nothing on principle alone.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Wave god just touched down
a man in a tank top is holding a dollar bill in front of a wave
ALT: a man in a tank top is holding a dollar bill in front of a wave
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I just told my son everything around cost money except for air and love.

I hope I’m wrong
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m just dading —making my son some pancakes….

He comes down the steps and says.

Everyone and world has hair except for YOU.

I hope you all are having a morning full of love and respect.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Eric Adams escaping from you people after the election.
Good morning 🌄 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM