Alan Smith
@arsmith942.bsky.social
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I paid the guy in cash and bought a dog named "Bob Barker" because, well, to be perfectly honest...
...the Price was Right.
...the Price was Right.
July 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I paid the guy in cash and bought a dog named "Bob Barker" because, well, to be perfectly honest...
...the Price was Right.
...the Price was Right.
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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“I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in my hands,” said Trump
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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his latest round of tariffs. “I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in […]
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April 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in my hands,” said Trump
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🎯 ‘It’s a relay, find your team’
February 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
🎯 ‘It’s a relay, find your team’
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(1/X) Breaking character: If you are interested in protesting, here's a guide to 50 States, 50 Protests (protests in every state capital)
50501.info
50501.info
50501.info – We the people reject Project 2025!
50501.info
February 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
(1/X) Breaking character: If you are interested in protesting, here's a guide to 50 States, 50 Protests (protests in every state capital)
50501.info
50501.info
What should I influence the bots to do?
1) Skynet!
2) Teach me how to make polls!
3) Solve the Liar Paradox!
1) Skynet!
2) Teach me how to make polls!
3) Solve the Liar Paradox!
January 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
What should I influence the bots to do?
1) Skynet!
2) Teach me how to make polls!
3) Solve the Liar Paradox!
1) Skynet!
2) Teach me how to make polls!
3) Solve the Liar Paradox!
I now have more followers than I am following. I guess that makes me an influencer now.
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I now have more followers than I am following. I guess that makes me an influencer now.
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Reposted by Alan Smith
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The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
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No
Shit
I’ve been saying this since I started meds in 2020. They’re fuckin’ useless around my period
www.scientificamerican.com/article/adhd...
Shit
I’ve been saying this since I started meds in 2020. They’re fuckin’ useless around my period
www.scientificamerican.com/article/adhd...
It’s Not Just You—ADHD Symptoms Can Worsen before Your Period
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder symptoms worsen right before and during a period, a new study finds, and this could impact treatment
www.scientificamerican.com
January 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
No
Shit
I’ve been saying this since I started meds in 2020. They’re fuckin’ useless around my period
www.scientificamerican.com/article/adhd...
Shit
I’ve been saying this since I started meds in 2020. They’re fuckin’ useless around my period
www.scientificamerican.com/article/adhd...
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Drew this quick artwork for the cover of my next video, about Dazzle Camouflage. Inspired by the art deco paintings of c1918. Not a perfect drawing, but nice to draw something a bit different.
Drawn by a human, for humans. #Art
Drawn by a human, for humans. #Art
January 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Drew this quick artwork for the cover of my next video, about Dazzle Camouflage. Inspired by the art deco paintings of c1918. Not a perfect drawing, but nice to draw something a bit different.
Drawn by a human, for humans. #Art
Drawn by a human, for humans. #Art
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This comic gets shared every year with the date changed. It is by Brazilian cartoonist Glauco Villas Boas (1957-2010).
December 31, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This comic gets shared every year with the date changed. It is by Brazilian cartoonist Glauco Villas Boas (1957-2010).
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The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
December 30, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
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Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together
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December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together
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theonion.com/emotionally-...
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
December 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
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Merry Christmas, @chowdahhill.bsky.social on IKE-style.
December 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Merry Christmas, @chowdahhill.bsky.social on IKE-style.
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I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
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