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November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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F355 Challenge is so difficult that it rolls credits if you finish 3rd
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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it's such business bitch brain that the AI commercials have artists asking the computer to explain what their own style is to them
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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my wife has been lost in the sewer for 3 days, i am going to find her and bring her back
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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no grok more vulgar
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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it feeds a dark impulse at the heart of suburban life but if anyone sold one of those video enabled bird cameras with a little punching glove on a robot arm that you could use to knock off squirrels you'd make a trillion dollars
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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It's always eugenics.
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.

The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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my name is ulysses and this is my favorite knife in the world . i have nicknamed it the "rope cutter 5000" and it never leaves my person . it really streamlines the developer experience of hearing sirens
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Me as a BigLaw summer associate: Being a lawyer is great! You eat lunch at amazing restaurants every day!

Me 30+ years later: The structural integrity of these Hot Pockets has suffered since they stopped including the microwave heat-focus sleeve. [Slurps approx. 8000 MG of sodium from CupONoodles]
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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if microsoft just made outlook search not suck they'd see triple the productivity gains of any AI integration
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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your honor, the user prompted the computer to unzip the archive, which was a statistical representation of the entire training folder.

any owner of a specific file within the zip has no claim against us, but only the user who opened it
“OpenAI argued its AI models didn’t store/copy specific training data but, rather, reflected what they learned based on the entire training data set. Since the output was generated as a result of user inputs (prompts), it wasn’t the defendants, but the respective user who would be liable for it.”
OpenAI used song lyrics in violation of copyright laws, German court says
MUNICH (Reuters) -OpenAI's chatbot ChatGPT violated German copyright laws by reproducing lyrics from songs by best-selling musician Herbert Groenemeyer and others,​ a court ruled on Tuesday, in a clos...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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It's the timeline where some guy who says he's an economist makes a fancy chart where there's an inflection point about 8 months out that says "AI singularity"
bro Apple sells the most popular technological device in history for a thousand bucks every year and they're pulling in around 400 billion

Amazon is responsible for like half of all commerce and makes 600 billion

in what kind of timespan is OpenAI supposed to make 1.5 trillion? the 21st century?
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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fog of war is that you can only see 2 pages at the same time. the enemy could have a ton of trebuchets on the next page
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Medieval Game Show: "Who Wants To Be a Legitimate Heir?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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check it out: one million year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Spotted this poking out of a drawer so…
(Amazing cover art, right?)
#RandomGameSaturday
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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"this is your last time to dodge a block" I intone menacingly at the broken self-checkout kiosk in the JFK Terminal 4 Camden Foods Express
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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It’s interesting that librarian and libertarian have such a short levenshtein distance, yet refer to people herding books and people who have never seen a book respectively
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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they got rid of custom emojis in teams at work, and now while I'm not someone who uses them often

I mourn the loss of
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM