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32▫️ATX▫️he/him. Leftist, musician, card/board/video game enthusiast, bird enjoyer, amateur gardener, and real dingbat.
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sometimes i go back and look at this map i made for a call of cthulhu campaign. RIP that campaign (and my creativity)
August 6, 2023 at 10:51 PM
sometimes i go back and look at this map i made for a call of cthulhu campaign. RIP that campaign (and my creativity)
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boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
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to be in the studio during the recording of "Chili's Baby Back Ribs" in 1998 would be an experience of a lifetime
September 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
to be in the studio during the recording of "Chili's Baby Back Ribs" in 1998 would be an experience of a lifetime
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Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
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for a henchman, there’s nothing better after a long day of guarding a small chest than standing with your back to a field of waving grass just tall enough to hide a crouching human being
October 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
for a henchman, there’s nothing better after a long day of guarding a small chest than standing with your back to a field of waving grass just tall enough to hide a crouching human being
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found a cool web site
September 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
found a cool web site
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Broke: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Woke: The incarcerated birthing person chest fed the unhoused Latinx
Woke: The incarcerated birthing person chest fed the unhoused Latinx
Don't say "birthing person."
Don't say "incarcerated person."
Don't say "the unhoused."
Don't say "chest feeding."
Don't say "centering.
Don't say "Latinx."
When voters hear this, they think Democrats are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
Don't say "incarcerated person."
Don't say "the unhoused."
Don't say "chest feeding."
Don't say "centering.
Don't say "Latinx."
When voters hear this, they think Democrats are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
August 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Broke: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Woke: The incarcerated birthing person chest fed the unhoused Latinx
Woke: The incarcerated birthing person chest fed the unhoused Latinx
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Don't have squatty potty so I'm just perched on the rim of the toilet bowl like Spiderman
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Don't have squatty potty so I'm just perched on the rim of the toilet bowl like Spiderman
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The singularity is awesome
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The singularity is awesome
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
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it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
fuck duolingo and their "AI first" bullshit
May 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
fuck duolingo and their "AI first" bullshit
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Just started watching a YouTube video about chefs making grilled cheese sandwiches and the first words were “what makes a great grilled cheese sandwich? The bread, the cheese” and I nodded quietly, because that is so true
May 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just started watching a YouTube video about chefs making grilled cheese sandwiches and the first words were “what makes a great grilled cheese sandwich? The bread, the cheese” and I nodded quietly, because that is so true
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
May 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
I grew a kohlrabi and ate it! It was pretty good. Can't wait to grow more weird niche vegetables for my area!!! 🤪
May 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I grew a kohlrabi and ate it! It was pretty good. Can't wait to grow more weird niche vegetables for my area!!! 🤪
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We asked this fucking weirdo how not to be weird and his answer was weird as fuck
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We asked this fucking weirdo how not to be weird and his answer was weird as fuck
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you guys are so good at coming up with season ideas
April 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
you guys are so good at coming up with season ideas