LC
@apostraphehehe.bsky.social
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i saw my wife eating grape nuts with my ice cream eating spoon and i’m having a hard time with it. that spoon is for fun only
February 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i saw my wife eating grape nuts with my ice cream eating spoon and i’m having a hard time with it. that spoon is for fun only
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do not make me run for office
Dick Durbin voted to confirm one of Trump’s nominees today. There’s a limit to how much he *will* do. We’re not even close to the limit of what he can do.
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
do not make me run for office
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January 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I urge everyone reading this to keep your spirits high and to make up your Goddamn mind to be a steel-spined, unrelenting, ultra-resilient, super-charged, motherfucker on wheels.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I urge everyone reading this to keep your spirits high and to make up your Goddamn mind to be a steel-spined, unrelenting, ultra-resilient, super-charged, motherfucker on wheels.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop.
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
January 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop.
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
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In other news, my brain couldn’t think of the word for “lazy Susan” and instead I said “rotating Sally” and so that is the new name for it, please update your records.
January 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In other news, my brain couldn’t think of the word for “lazy Susan” and instead I said “rotating Sally” and so that is the new name for it, please update your records.
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Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more
January 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more
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I pack a suitcase the same way I play rpgs like but what if I NEED those potatoes later
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I pack a suitcase the same way I play rpgs like but what if I NEED those potatoes later
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
I don’t know who was chewing the (latest) light string off the Christmas tree, but my instincts tell me the toothy bandit is close by.
And incredibly comfortable. 🐈⬛
And incredibly comfortable. 🐈⬛
December 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I don’t know who was chewing the (latest) light string off the Christmas tree, but my instincts tell me the toothy bandit is close by.
And incredibly comfortable. 🐈⬛
And incredibly comfortable. 🐈⬛
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[finding marshmallows in the cupboard]
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
December 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
[finding marshmallows in the cupboard]
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
me: hey why did you buy marshmallows
wife: i didn’t
mulder: (appears out of nowhere) actually…no one has bought marshmallows since 1966
scully: (right next to him) why don't you two have a seat
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I did NOT testify 3x in Congress, fight my way through chronic illnesses, chronic pain, live with Lupus and two cancers to give up now. We have come too far in this life. I have said this many times and I will say it again: I will fight until my last breath & I will NEVER GIVE UP. You are NOT alone.
November 26, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I did NOT testify 3x in Congress, fight my way through chronic illnesses, chronic pain, live with Lupus and two cancers to give up now. We have come too far in this life. I have said this many times and I will say it again: I will fight until my last breath & I will NEVER GIVE UP. You are NOT alone.
“Inside you there are 2 kinds of cats…
Feed both of them or your toes will never be safe under a blanket again.”
- Ancient Catlosopher probably
Feed both of them or your toes will never be safe under a blanket again.”
- Ancient Catlosopher probably
November 26, 2024 at 3:55 PM
“Inside you there are 2 kinds of cats…
Feed both of them or your toes will never be safe under a blanket again.”
- Ancient Catlosopher probably
Feed both of them or your toes will never be safe under a blanket again.”
- Ancient Catlosopher probably
“…he’s right behind me, isn’t he.”
November 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
“…he’s right behind me, isn’t he.”
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omg i made the list
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 AM
omg i made the list
Eclipse, the Most Interesting Kitten In The World.
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Eclipse, the Most Interesting Kitten In The World.
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Another great Starter Pack of people who are passionate about setting safe standards of practice in healthcare, and ensuring regulators are held to account to enforce them
go.bsky.app/VCUirVW
go.bsky.app/VCUirVW
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Another great Starter Pack of people who are passionate about setting safe standards of practice in healthcare, and ensuring regulators are held to account to enforce them
go.bsky.app/VCUirVW
go.bsky.app/VCUirVW
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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What an unreal question. “It’s 2025, why haven’t you abandoned disabled and high-risk folks yet?”
“The rest of us all agreed to forget about you in 2021, why haven’t you caught up?”
“The rest of us all agreed to forget about you in 2021, why haven’t you caught up?”
November 14, 2024 at 1:05 PM
What an unreal question. “It’s 2025, why haven’t you abandoned disabled and high-risk folks yet?”
“The rest of us all agreed to forget about you in 2021, why haven’t you caught up?”
“The rest of us all agreed to forget about you in 2021, why haven’t you caught up?”
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"Other countries have social safety nets; the US has women."
Four years ago, that quote of mine went massively viral, maybe because it captured the crushing weight of what so many women had long been holding, plus the impossibility of holding even more without support as the pandemic dragged on. 1/
Four years ago, that quote of mine went massively viral, maybe because it captured the crushing weight of what so many women had long been holding, plus the impossibility of holding even more without support as the pandemic dragged on. 1/
November 18, 2024 at 12:19 AM
"Other countries have social safety nets; the US has women."
Four years ago, that quote of mine went massively viral, maybe because it captured the crushing weight of what so many women had long been holding, plus the impossibility of holding even more without support as the pandemic dragged on. 1/
Four years ago, that quote of mine went massively viral, maybe because it captured the crushing weight of what so many women had long been holding, plus the impossibility of holding even more without support as the pandemic dragged on. 1/