@apartment50.bsky.social
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youve got a tiny little waterpark in your house just waiting for you to get naked!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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My New Year’s resolution is to use social media more because it is good for me and for society. Let’s connect the world!
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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What will poor Eric Adams do for work?
That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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William Saliba (55) completed more passes in that first half than Crystal Palace (51).

#ARSCRY
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Man Utd four points better off than they were last season. Spurs one point worse off. Both managers under immense pressure.

Maybe this is a little reductive, but I feel like both clubs are fundamentally held back by crap squads. Built by useless transfer policies. Managers aren’t the problem.
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I crack the other egg. Surely we have diminished one another.
(Ray Carver)
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The Schwarber story does not hammer the Reds for not even giving themselves the financial flexibility to even pursue Schwarber. Yes, the Phillies might still be willing to spend more, but that is a more compelling offseason than “no one is trying and Phillies wait for Schwarber to come to the table”
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The Vikings are turning Justin Jefferson into the new Kevin Garnett.
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I remember this Wall Street Journal graphic claiming that CEOs work 55 hour weeks, and maybe only 6 hours of it outside of meetings would be unambiguously considered work if they were in an entry level position.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Avengers: Endgame was pretty good but I actually prefer Avengers: Krapp’s Last Tape.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I do not give a shit if someone pirates my books as long as YOU ARE FUCKING MOVED BY THEM. That is the transaction.
I make 90% of my income from the newsletter. The book deals people like me get are just not gonna make any money unless you sell 100,000 copies or whatever. That's not happening to my ass.
Earnest question: what is the way we *could* better support your work if the book sales are not the thing?
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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you should be allowed to punch your teammate in the head imo
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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TIERNEY HOLY SHIT!!!
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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You'd have to have a heart of stone not to love that for Kieran Tierney ❤️
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Twin Peaks: Doc, Hawk, Truman and Cooper.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM