youve got a tiny little waterpark in your house just waiting for you to get naked!!!!!

kills me every time lol

The Schwarber story does not hammer the Reds for not even giving themselves the financial flexibility to even pursue Schwarber. Yes, the Phillies might still be willing to spend more, but that is a more compelling offseason than “no one is trying and Phillies wait for Schwarber to come to the table”

I remember this Wall Street Journal graphic claiming that CEOs work 55 hour weeks, and maybe only 6 hours of it outside of meetings would be unambiguously considered work if they were in an entry level position.

yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything

you should be allowed to punch your teammate in the head imo