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elon musk has refused to use proper gaydar, insisting he can tell strictly from image processing
March 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
elon musk has refused to use proper gaydar, insisting he can tell strictly from image processing
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>cheat on wife
>feel bad, stop
>get horny again
>get her blessing for an open relationship
>chicken out
>cheat on her anyway
>get another girl pregnant
>get wife pregnant as well
>get divorced
>keep sleeping with ex-wife anyway
>raise both children
>get brunch with both baby mamas
built different
>feel bad, stop
>get horny again
>get her blessing for an open relationship
>chicken out
>cheat on her anyway
>get another girl pregnant
>get wife pregnant as well
>get divorced
>keep sleeping with ex-wife anyway
>raise both children
>get brunch with both baby mamas
built different
March 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
>cheat on wife
>feel bad, stop
>get horny again
>get her blessing for an open relationship
>chicken out
>cheat on her anyway
>get another girl pregnant
>get wife pregnant as well
>get divorced
>keep sleeping with ex-wife anyway
>raise both children
>get brunch with both baby mamas
built different
>feel bad, stop
>get horny again
>get her blessing for an open relationship
>chicken out
>cheat on her anyway
>get another girl pregnant
>get wife pregnant as well
>get divorced
>keep sleeping with ex-wife anyway
>raise both children
>get brunch with both baby mamas
built different
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elon musk was in this room wearing this t-shirt he found on amazon like 2 weeks ago lmfao
February 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
elon musk was in this room wearing this t-shirt he found on amazon like 2 weeks ago lmfao
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playing balatro muted, listening to something else, feels impossible. on the level of muting guitar hero so you can listen to a podcast while you play.
February 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
playing balatro muted, listening to something else, feels impossible. on the level of muting guitar hero so you can listen to a podcast while you play.
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This will line up nicely with his commitment to also not work on his game for two years lmao. Such a fucking loser
February 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This will line up nicely with his commitment to also not work on his game for two years lmao. Such a fucking loser
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If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs
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the digital town square is on to something
January 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the digital town square is on to something
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When I did the math, I couldn't believe what I discovered.
January 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
When I did the math, I couldn't believe what I discovered.
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this is going to become real soon
January 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
this is going to become real soon
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hitting her prostate with the cocking finger
December 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
hitting her prostate with the cocking finger
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I made a gingerbread panopticon
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I made a gingerbread panopticon
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congressmen venmoing minors with the message "👉👌"
our pedophiles used to be smarter! they literally invented bitcoin
our pedophiles used to be smarter! they literally invented bitcoin
December 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
congressmen venmoing minors with the message "👉👌"
our pedophiles used to be smarter! they literally invented bitcoin
our pedophiles used to be smarter! they literally invented bitcoin
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boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
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There's one objectively correct answer here.
December 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
There's one objectively correct answer here.
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
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[approaching a 400 foot tall bleeding cow statue in a fromsoft game] *player message* first off, moo
December 21, 2024 at 9:25 AM
[approaching a 400 foot tall bleeding cow statue in a fromsoft game] *player message* first off, moo
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In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.
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chat is this real
December 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
chat is this real
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Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.
December 11, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.
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*slenderman voice* READ MY YURI
December 12, 2024 at 3:10 AM
*slenderman voice* READ MY YURI