Annie the Nanny
@anniethenanny1.bsky.social
Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.
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I apologize to the song that asks, "🎵Y'all ready for this?"
I am not, in fact, ready for this.
I am not, in fact, ready for this.
August 3, 2023 at 6:36 PM
I apologize to the song that asks, "🎵Y'all ready for this?"
I am not, in fact, ready for this.
I am not, in fact, ready for this.
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[jurassic park]
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
August 1, 2023 at 9:13 PM
[jurassic park]
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move
ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
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people often debate spf levels, but i’ve always found the most effective sunscreen to be the roof of an air conditioned house
July 28, 2023 at 3:55 PM
people often debate spf levels, but i’ve always found the most effective sunscreen to be the roof of an air conditioned house
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Snakes are just angry worms
July 29, 2023 at 5:29 AM
Snakes are just angry worms
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*only imagines some of the people*
August 2, 2023 at 3:50 PM
*only imagines some of the people*
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My cat: I’ll let you know when I want you to pet me
Me: when is that?
My cat: I’m never gonna tell you
Me: when is that?
My cat: I’m never gonna tell you
July 13, 2023 at 11:04 PM
My cat: I’ll let you know when I want you to pet me
Me: when is that?
My cat: I’m never gonna tell you
Me: when is that?
My cat: I’m never gonna tell you
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I don't know what a porkpie hat is but it sounds delicious
August 3, 2023 at 6:07 PM
I don't know what a porkpie hat is but it sounds delicious
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If you spell it “yoghurt” you’re putting extra effort in to put the word “hurt” in there and I respect that
August 2, 2023 at 9:28 PM
If you spell it “yoghurt” you’re putting extra effort in to put the word “hurt” in there and I respect that
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[shows her my bedroom]
And this is where the magic happens...
[starts doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart]
And this is where the magic happens...
[starts doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart]
August 2, 2023 at 11:23 PM
[shows her my bedroom]
And this is where the magic happens...
[starts doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart]
And this is where the magic happens...
[starts doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart]
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Last time I got jiggy wit it, I threw my back out
August 2, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Last time I got jiggy wit it, I threw my back out
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I’m on way too many social media sites for someone who isn’t very social.
August 2, 2023 at 1:50 PM
I’m on way too many social media sites for someone who isn’t very social.
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sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that
July 29, 2023 at 2:37 AM
sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that
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I'm going to have to remember who to block all over again
August 3, 2023 at 12:30 AM
I'm going to have to remember who to block all over again
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Oh look, another app full of humans
Gross
Gross
July 22, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Oh look, another app full of humans
Gross
Gross
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*roller skates into the mosh pit with a tray of strawberry milkshakes*
June 19, 2023 at 4:27 PM
*roller skates into the mosh pit with a tray of strawberry milkshakes*
Can we normalize hissing at people when we want them to stop talking?
August 3, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Can we normalize hissing at people when we want them to stop talking?