Skittish Skeptic
@angelads.bsky.social
She/her lgbt+ BLM native gardening, animals, comedy, RN
Mostly here for jokes, reality is too much of a bummer at this point
Was Skittish Skeptic @skeptic67 on twitter
Mostly here for jokes, reality is too much of a bummer at this point
Was Skittish Skeptic @skeptic67 on twitter
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It’s just a TV show, you’re never really in jeopardy
January 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s just a TV show, you’re never really in jeopardy
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
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I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
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jorkin it to vintage porn, call that pasturbating
March 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
jorkin it to vintage porn, call that pasturbating
Just heard that who's calling my phone song and I'm thrilled we are keeping the tradition of songs that just list a bunch of women's names
May 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just heard that who's calling my phone song and I'm thrilled we are keeping the tradition of songs that just list a bunch of women's names
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Just once, when a girl scout knocks, I want to open the door dressed as the Cookie Monster and go fucking nuts.
May 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just once, when a girl scout knocks, I want to open the door dressed as the Cookie Monster and go fucking nuts.
What is everyone liking and not liking at T/F this year?
March 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What is everyone liking and not liking at T/F this year?
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Me when I saw fucking Greg on the screen #WhiteLotus
February 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Me when I saw fucking Greg on the screen #WhiteLotus
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#WhiteLotus S3 seems like it’s gonna be pretty interesting, but it’s definitely missing something
February 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
#WhiteLotus S3 seems like it’s gonna be pretty interesting, but it’s definitely missing something
That White Lotus urge to blurt out "We're a normal family" to no one in particular
February 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
That White Lotus urge to blurt out "We're a normal family" to no one in particular
My house attracts the best people. Perimenopausal neurodivergent cat ladies
February 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My house attracts the best people. Perimenopausal neurodivergent cat ladies
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I don't even like making eye contact with my own reflection.
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't even like making eye contact with my own reflection.
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they fucking fired smokey bear
February 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
they fucking fired smokey bear
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[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
February 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
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is this where I point out Jim Jones’ late stage habit of always wearing sunglasses
February 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
is this where I point out Jim Jones’ late stage habit of always wearing sunglasses
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It’s #MacroMonday! I love exploring the hidden beauty of flowers and experimenting. For this shot, I placed delicate Virginia Bluebell blossoms on a black reflective surface next to a window 🌱
#flowers #GardeningFeed #nature #gardening #creatives #photographers #bloomscrolling #MacroMonday
#flowers #GardeningFeed #nature #gardening #creatives #photographers #bloomscrolling #MacroMonday
February 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s #MacroMonday! I love exploring the hidden beauty of flowers and experimenting. For this shot, I placed delicate Virginia Bluebell blossoms on a black reflective surface next to a window 🌱
#flowers #GardeningFeed #nature #gardening #creatives #photographers #bloomscrolling #MacroMonday
#flowers #GardeningFeed #nature #gardening #creatives #photographers #bloomscrolling #MacroMonday
New amaryllis 'Mandela'
February 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
New amaryllis 'Mandela'
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I've transcended normal sleepiness and am rubbing my third eye
February 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've transcended normal sleepiness and am rubbing my third eye
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BREAKING: Almost everything
February 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
BREAKING: Almost everything
Random question: what Should the Germans have done? I mean he had control of the military and police and all that power. What would have changed things from the beginning?
February 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Random question: what Should the Germans have done? I mean he had control of the military and police and all that power. What would have changed things from the beginning?
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the irony of making this stupid assessment while cropping the image of kendrick performing humble against a backdrop of an american flag tearing itself apart. i mean damn, you're just stupid. you're just dumb and loud and wrong.
Kendrick Lamar, the first rapper to headline the NFL's biggest stage solo, made his Drake diss "Not Like Us" the centerpiece of his Super Bowl halftime set at the expense of a larger statement, our music critic writes.
Read more: nyti.ms/42NV3Bm
Read more: nyti.ms/42NV3Bm
February 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the irony of making this stupid assessment while cropping the image of kendrick performing humble against a backdrop of an american flag tearing itself apart. i mean damn, you're just stupid. you're just dumb and loud and wrong.
That halftime performance was so incredible! I was screaming!
February 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
That halftime performance was so incredible! I was screaming!
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure