Andymonium
@andymonium.bsky.social
just a he/they dorkin' around on god's own internet
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This article is a perfect example of a gag so obvious you can't believe no one's done it before, but which is also so well executed that my only complaint is that it's not ten times longer. A true Christmas treat.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This article is a perfect example of a gag so obvious you can't believe no one's done it before, but which is also so well executed that my only complaint is that it's not ten times longer. A true Christmas treat.
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Please just imagine this happening in Baltimore. These cars are going to be dismantled in about 12 minutes
I fucking hate Waymo. This is what it’s like driving in parts of Phoenix.
I counted 16 one time just driving to get groceries with the wife.
I counted 16 one time just driving to get groceries with the wife.
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Please just imagine this happening in Baltimore. These cars are going to be dismantled in about 12 minutes
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This bird’s greed delights me
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This bird’s greed delights me
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the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the thing about extreme content in video games is that the most appalling taboo porn game on the internet is still more artstically valid and has more reason to exist than Roblox
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The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
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Fuck a Spotify Wrapped. I know what three songs I listened to 1000 times in a row, I was there
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Fuck a Spotify Wrapped. I know what three songs I listened to 1000 times in a row, I was there
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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I’m not big into wrestling, but kayfabe is such a gift of a term. It applies to so much. I love it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m not big into wrestling, but kayfabe is such a gift of a term. It applies to so much. I love it.
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another awesome dwarf fortress post
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
another awesome dwarf fortress post
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cancel my plans i need to go find the giant mochi yeti www.smokonow.com/products/gia...
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December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
cancel my plans i need to go find the giant mochi yeti www.smokonow.com/products/gia...
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All I thought while on the bike was "can I be samus' girlfriend bc that is one cool ass motorcycle lesbian"
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I thought while on the bike was "can I be samus' girlfriend bc that is one cool ass motorcycle lesbian"
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When your art skills can’t keep up with your kiddo’s new interests
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When your art skills can’t keep up with your kiddo’s new interests
Back to streaming this week! Tonight, we're off to Serenia in Myst IV: Revelation...
twitch.tv/andymonium
twitch.tv/andymonium
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Back to streaming this week! Tonight, we're off to Serenia in Myst IV: Revelation...
twitch.tv/andymonium
twitch.tv/andymonium
Magic the Gathering: A Silly Game™
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Magic the Gathering: A Silly Game™
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The best Bioshock game is Spec Ops The Line and no I will not elaborate.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The best Bioshock game is Spec Ops The Line and no I will not elaborate.
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Tracking my age by how many ultra-specific dongles I have accumulated
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tracking my age by how many ultra-specific dongles I have accumulated
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"Why is there grade inflation? Why do our courses lack rigor?'
"Also we will immediately throw any graduate student TA or instructor who upsets an influential constituency under the bus, no matter how obviously manufactured their outrage is." 🤷♂️
"Also we will immediately throw any graduate student TA or instructor who upsets an influential constituency under the bus, no matter how obviously manufactured their outrage is." 🤷♂️
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Why is there grade inflation? Why do our courses lack rigor?'
"Also we will immediately throw any graduate student TA or instructor who upsets an influential constituency under the bus, no matter how obviously manufactured their outrage is." 🤷♂️
"Also we will immediately throw any graduate student TA or instructor who upsets an influential constituency under the bus, no matter how obviously manufactured their outrage is." 🤷♂️
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya
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It basically sucks to be in a situation where you're screaming "It can't be! We killed you!" at a shambling figure that's encroaching inexorably
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It basically sucks to be in a situation where you're screaming "It can't be! We killed you!" at a shambling figure that's encroaching inexorably
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday