Andrew Mahoney
@andrewmahoney.bsky.social
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You’re about to leave the grocery store without the milk you came for when you hear that little voice: Joan, you must save the nation of France
June 27, 2023 at 5:08 PM
You’re about to leave the grocery store without the milk you came for when you hear that little voice: Joan, you must save the nation of France
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I’m at the aquarium petting zone just absolutely grabbing
February 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m at the aquarium petting zone just absolutely grabbing
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When you get down to it, the world is simply covered with surfaces
February 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When you get down to it, the world is simply covered with surfaces
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love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
September 17, 2023 at 5:51 AM
love these little grabby guys at the bottom of my arms
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There’s a hole in my roof where the soup gets in, which only raises more questions
February 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
There’s a hole in my roof where the soup gets in, which only raises more questions
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in my dream i was visited by an entire paragraph of frogs
February 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
in my dream i was visited by an entire paragraph of frogs
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Me: It's a nice day outside, maybe I'll go for a walk
My brain: Let's staple ham to the fridge
Me: I could wander around town, maybe grab a coffee
My brain: Ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge
My brain: Let's staple ham to the fridge
Me: I could wander around town, maybe grab a coffee
My brain: Ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge
February 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me: It's a nice day outside, maybe I'll go for a walk
My brain: Let's staple ham to the fridge
Me: I could wander around town, maybe grab a coffee
My brain: Ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge
My brain: Let's staple ham to the fridge
Me: I could wander around town, maybe grab a coffee
My brain: Ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge ham fridge
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You’ve angered me. You’ve angered me and now I have to put on my frog costume about it
February 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
You’ve angered me. You’ve angered me and now I have to put on my frog costume about it
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Using my new combo spin attack against my neighbor's wretched lawn ornaments
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Using my new combo spin attack against my neighbor's wretched lawn ornaments
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wanna come down to the bog w/ me to harvest bog eggs?
February 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
wanna come down to the bog w/ me to harvest bog eggs?
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i can control my thoughts with my mind
February 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i can control my thoughts with my mind
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normalise scuttling and/or scampering
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
normalise scuttling and/or scampering
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Watching a documentary about night writhing. Turns out you writhe up to 50% more effectively at night
February 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Watching a documentary about night writhing. Turns out you writhe up to 50% more effectively at night
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i would love to be part of a swarm
March 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i would love to be part of a swarm
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scurrying under my bed when i hear a loud car drive by
March 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
scurrying under my bed when i hear a loud car drive by
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I rerouted the sneeze out my ear. It’s not a big deal
March 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I rerouted the sneeze out my ear. It’s not a big deal
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accidentally ate 42 pounds of bugs
March 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
accidentally ate 42 pounds of bugs
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Every bee has a corresponding "anti-bee" that flies in a precisely mirrored pattern on the opposite side of the earth
March 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Every bee has a corresponding "anti-bee" that flies in a precisely mirrored pattern on the opposite side of the earth
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Whenever someone tells me about their day I like to say "just like in that movie" but refuse to specify which one, then I bite them
February 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Whenever someone tells me about their day I like to say "just like in that movie" but refuse to specify which one, then I bite them
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it’s important to have worm-life balance
February 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s important to have worm-life balance
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we are the daughters of the mambos they couldn’t enumerate
February 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
we are the daughters of the mambos they couldn’t enumerate
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sorry it took me so long to reply to you, i evaporated and had to get through the entire water cycle again
October 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
sorry it took me so long to reply to you, i evaporated and had to get through the entire water cycle again
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I am not saying things are going to be fine.
I am saying, find a thing to do that will put a little more hope in the world, however small.
I am saying, find a thing to do that will put a little more hope in the world, however small.
January 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am not saying things are going to be fine.
I am saying, find a thing to do that will put a little more hope in the world, however small.
I am saying, find a thing to do that will put a little more hope in the world, however small.
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You won't be any better at fighting what's coming if you burn yourself out and spend all your time feeling bleak and hopeless, and the people telling you that it's all despair now probably don't have anyone's best interest at heart.
January 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You won't be any better at fighting what's coming if you burn yourself out and spend all your time feeling bleak and hopeless, and the people telling you that it's all despair now probably don't have anyone's best interest at heart.
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Just found an unattended bee at the park. No leash or collar. If anyone is missing a bee let me know.
January 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just found an unattended bee at the park. No leash or collar. If anyone is missing a bee let me know.