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As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.
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I want to know more about the man so grouchy he literally inspired Oscar the Grouch
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I want to know more about the man so grouchy he literally inspired Oscar the Grouch
good for you, stupid lake
happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
good for you, stupid lake
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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i wish i saved that post that was like "give Brad Lander a gundam"
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i wish i saved that post that was like "give Brad Lander a gundam"
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Someone please do follow up reporting on the 6000 people who still voted for Eric Adams
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Someone please do follow up reporting on the 6000 people who still voted for Eric Adams
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I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao
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Tonight I know all my enemies are having a terrible time, which is almost as sweet as winning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tonight I know all my enemies are having a terrible time, which is almost as sweet as winning.
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truly perfect that it is after 4pm and it seems like we still don’t know where (or if) Eric Adams—technically still the mayor—voted today
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
truly perfect that it is after 4pm and it seems like we still don’t know where (or if) Eric Adams—technically still the mayor—voted today
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In 1967 a toilet fell out the bottom of a Pan-Am airliner in flight, fell 30,000 feet, and killed a man named Dick Cheney. We'll never know what he could have accomplished. Thus concludes today's edition of Better World Than This News.
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In 1967 a toilet fell out the bottom of a Pan-Am airliner in flight, fell 30,000 feet, and killed a man named Dick Cheney. We'll never know what he could have accomplished. Thus concludes today's edition of Better World Than This News.
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Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.
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Really proud of this profile Samantha Riedel wrote of me in THEM. We talked about BLACK FLAME, DC comics firing me, Palestine, and real-life community as it relates to the internet.
www.them.us/story/gretch...
www.them.us/story/gretch...
Horror Fiction’s It Girl Gretchen Felker-Martin Doesn’t Care if You Like Her
The ‘Black Flame’ author talks to Them about queer horror, getting dropped by DC Comics, and the perils of being hyperonline.
www.them.us
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Really proud of this profile Samantha Riedel wrote of me in THEM. We talked about BLACK FLAME, DC comics firing me, Palestine, and real-life community as it relates to the internet.
www.them.us/story/gretch...
www.them.us/story/gretch...
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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biblically accurate cat
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
biblically accurate cat
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SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation
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so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
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"I've always had trouble making friends. I guess I just needed to meet the right people!"
Today, 10/26, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
THE SADNESS
Come and watch with us! Membership only $10.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
Today, 10/26, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
THE SADNESS
Come and watch with us! Membership only $10.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"I've always had trouble making friends. I guess I just needed to meet the right people!"
Today, 10/26, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
THE SADNESS
Come and watch with us! Membership only $10.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
Today, 10/26, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
THE SADNESS
Come and watch with us! Membership only $10.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
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one of the most brutally unpleasant and difficult to watch films i've ever seen (complimentary)
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch BUG (2006). William Friedkin's searing psychological thriller adapted by playwright Tracy Letts from his own hit stage play.
October 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
one of the most brutally unpleasant and difficult to watch films i've ever seen (complimentary)
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if you turn away every time you feel discomfort, your world will contract and contract and contract until you are incapable of connecting to others or imagining other ways of existing in the world
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if you turn away every time you feel discomfort, your world will contract and contract and contract until you are incapable of connecting to others or imagining other ways of existing in the world
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Saw a talk that reminded me of the gayest of Renaissance poems and thought I’d post it here for your delectation. Henry King’s “The Double Rock”:
October 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Saw a talk that reminded me of the gayest of Renaissance poems and thought I’d post it here for your delectation. Henry King’s “The Double Rock”:
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