We The Purple
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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
The soundtrack of my favorite video game series
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The soundtrack of my favorite video game series
Mulder: [throwing a file to Scully] "Ever heard of the Devon Owl-Man?"
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Mulder: [throwing a file to Scully] "Ever heard of the Devon Owl-Man?"
I just unfollowed this guy. Don't need this kind of negativity going into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I just unfollowed this guy. Don't need this kind of negativity going into 2026
Wrong answers only...
That's all that I have to offer.
That's all that I have to offer.
December 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wrong answers only...
That's all that I have to offer.
That's all that I have to offer.
more fries
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
more fries
I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws lately for the first time and god damn this game is SO much fun, I can't put it down. I'm totally blown away by all the little details and addictive mechanics. I don't really understand why so many people hated it when it came out
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws lately for the first time and god damn this game is SO much fun, I can't put it down. I'm totally blown away by all the little details and addictive mechanics. I don't really understand why so many people hated it when it came out
You know you're in for a good episode when Riker's bangs make an appearance
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You know you're in for a good episode when Riker's bangs make an appearance
The cool thing about living in a big city and relying on public transportation is that every once in a while you have plans, and the trains are like "no" and after waiting for 30 minutes and going nowhere you just have to give up and go home.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The cool thing about living in a big city and relying on public transportation is that every once in a while you have plans, and the trains are like "no" and after waiting for 30 minutes and going nowhere you just have to give up and go home.
"Yo, Youtube, it's ya boi, Billy Crystal! Can we get some gg's in the chat? Don't forget to smash that like button!"
BREAKING: The Oscars will move to YouTube in 2029, departing the film awards' longtime home of ABC.
The Oscars will move to YouTube in 2029, leaving longtime home of ABC
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced a major change for the Oscars. Starting in 2029, the awards ceremony will stream on YouTube.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Yo, Youtube, it's ya boi, Billy Crystal! Can we get some gg's in the chat? Don't forget to smash that like button!"
My Red Dwarf collection is finally complete
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My Red Dwarf collection is finally complete
This is a phrase you could have said this at any random moment in the last 15 years and it would have been topical and correct every single time.
fuck jimmy fallon
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is a phrase you could have said this at any random moment in the last 15 years and it would have been topical and correct every single time.
If you're cold, they're cold, we're all cold for ice cream.
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you're cold, they're cold, we're all cold for ice cream.
I'm so congested, it feels like my brain is floating in a bowl of soup.
I am more mucus than man now...
My nose is a machine that turns air into snot.
Please somebody air drop a care package of tissues on my apartment
I am more mucus than man now...
My nose is a machine that turns air into snot.
Please somebody air drop a care package of tissues on my apartment
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm so congested, it feels like my brain is floating in a bowl of soup.
I am more mucus than man now...
My nose is a machine that turns air into snot.
Please somebody air drop a care package of tissues on my apartment
I am more mucus than man now...
My nose is a machine that turns air into snot.
Please somebody air drop a care package of tissues on my apartment
Remember if it doesn't say micro machines, it's not the real thing.
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember if it doesn't say micro machines, it's not the real thing.
What if I don't want to make my boss happy?
Hassett: "The way to think about what AI & its agents can do is they can act as if they're the best coach you've ever had. And so while you're trying to figure out, how do I make my boss happy? It's like you've got a coach right there with you every step of the way."
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
What if I don't want to make my boss happy?
Has woke gone exactly the right amount?
I Wrote ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’ 25 Years Ago. It Would Never Be Made Today.
In 2000, the author was a young screenwriter writing broad, crude humor to sell into a marketplace that valued it. Then offers dried up. Today, he's quit Hollywood to become a therapist.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Has woke gone exactly the right amount?
Yeah no, fuck everybody who said otherwise, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Also, justice for Myles Mackenzie, I actually find him helpful and he's made me laugh multiple times so... yeah, suck it, internet
Also, justice for Myles Mackenzie, I actually find him helpful and he's made me laugh multiple times so... yeah, suck it, internet
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yeah no, fuck everybody who said otherwise, Metroid Prime 4 rules.
Also, justice for Myles Mackenzie, I actually find him helpful and he's made me laugh multiple times so... yeah, suck it, internet
Also, justice for Myles Mackenzie, I actually find him helpful and he's made me laugh multiple times so... yeah, suck it, internet
Alien v Rocky V Predator
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Seventh Sixth Fifth Element Sense Seal
The Seventh Sixth Fifth Element Sense Seal
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Cell Cell
The Cell Cell
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Alien v Rocky V Predator
I can't believe Doctor Who did that.
Doctor who sold ketamine to ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry before his overdose death gets 2 1/2 years in prison
Doctor who sold ketamine to ‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry before his overdose death gets 2 1/2 years in prison
A doctor who pleaded guilty to selling ketamine to Matthew Perry in the weeks before the “Friends” star’s overdose death was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison on Wednesday.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I can't believe Doctor Who did that.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
Darling, hold my hand! Nothing beats a Jet2holiday and right now you can save £50 per person. That's £200 off for a family of four.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Darling, hold my hand! Nothing beats a Jet2holiday and right now you can save £50 per person. That's £200 off for a family of four.
Thanksgiving is like The Purge for turkeys.
Turkey laws don't apply today... stay safe, turkeys.
Turkey laws don't apply today... stay safe, turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Thanksgiving is like The Purge for turkeys.
Turkey laws don't apply today... stay safe, turkeys.
Turkey laws don't apply today... stay safe, turkeys.
I'm sorry but I think the Strangers Things cast are starting to look too old to be playing kids in the new season.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm sorry but I think the Strangers Things cast are starting to look too old to be playing kids in the new season.
