We The Purple
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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
Idea for a show: A time traveler who hates medical mysteries and goes back in time to tell the doctors what's wrong with a patient as soon as they arrive so they can avoid the medical mystery
The rest of the episode is the doctors talking about how they might have worked out the mystery themselves
The rest of the episode is the doctors talking about how they might have worked out the mystery themselves
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Idea for a show: A time traveler who hates medical mysteries and goes back in time to tell the doctors what's wrong with a patient as soon as they arrive so they can avoid the medical mystery
The rest of the episode is the doctors talking about how they might have worked out the mystery themselves
The rest of the episode is the doctors talking about how they might have worked out the mystery themselves
Defund Punxsutawney Phil!
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Defund Punxsutawney Phil!
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peas."
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peas."
This guy's just asking to get cancelled.
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 AM
This guy's just asking to get cancelled.
Kinda crazy that not a single winged woman has ever won an Emmy even though the award was made for them.
January 18, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Kinda crazy that not a single winged woman has ever won an Emmy even though the award was made for them.
This morning the toaster burnt and ejected my toast with so much force that it flew out and landed next to the toaster. When you see that kind of thing in movies, it's code for "This character doesn't have their shit together at all".
Accurate.
Accurate.
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
This morning the toaster burnt and ejected my toast with so much force that it flew out and landed next to the toaster. When you see that kind of thing in movies, it's code for "This character doesn't have their shit together at all".
Accurate.
Accurate.
He means he doesn't have enough money in his bank account to buy the McDonald's corporation
Despite his $2.6 billion net worth, MrBeast says he’s having to borrow cash and doesn’t even have enough money in his bank account to buy McDonald’s | Fortune
Jimmy Donaldson, the world’s most popular YouTuber and founder of $5 billion business Beast Industries, claims he doesn’t “technically” have enough money to buy McDonald’s in the morning.
fortune.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 AM
He means he doesn't have enough money in his bank account to buy the McDonald's corporation
Twix is short for “The Reckoning betwixt Death and Man” by Robert Henryson (ca. 1490)
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Twix is short for “The Reckoning betwixt Death and Man” by Robert Henryson (ca. 1490)
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
it's always 19 thousand dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
it's always 19 thousand dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyy"
if the trouble is double if you stay, then it seems pretty obvious that you should go, the clash. why are we even having this discussion?
sera el doble, the clash! sera el doble!!
sera el doble, the clash! sera el doble!!
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
if the trouble is double if you stay, then it seems pretty obvious that you should go, the clash. why are we even having this discussion?
sera el doble, the clash! sera el doble!!
sera el doble, the clash! sera el doble!!
"Gillette, the best of times a man can get, the worst of times a man can get"
- Charles Dickens
- Charles Dickens
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
"Gillette, the best of times a man can get, the worst of times a man can get"
- Charles Dickens
- Charles Dickens
Deedee Megadoodoo will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Deedee Megadoodoo will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
So does my cat but I don't think we should make him president.
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
So does my cat but I don't think we should make him president.
The soundtrack of my favorite video game series
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The soundtrack of my favorite video game series
Mulder: [throwing a file to Scully] "Ever heard of the Devon Owl-Man?"
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Mulder: [throwing a file to Scully] "Ever heard of the Devon Owl-Man?"
I just unfollowed this guy. Don't need this kind of negativity going into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I just unfollowed this guy. Don't need this kind of negativity going into 2026
Wrong answers only...
That's all that I have to offer.
That's all that I have to offer.
December 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wrong answers only...
That's all that I have to offer.
That's all that I have to offer.
more fries
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
more fries
I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws lately for the first time and god damn this game is SO much fun, I can't put it down. I'm totally blown away by all the little details and addictive mechanics. I don't really understand why so many people hated it when it came out
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws lately for the first time and god damn this game is SO much fun, I can't put it down. I'm totally blown away by all the little details and addictive mechanics. I don't really understand why so many people hated it when it came out
You know you're in for a good episode when Riker's bangs make an appearance
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You know you're in for a good episode when Riker's bangs make an appearance
The cool thing about living in a big city and relying on public transportation is that every once in a while you have plans, and the trains are like "no" and after waiting for 30 minutes and going nowhere you just have to give up and go home.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The cool thing about living in a big city and relying on public transportation is that every once in a while you have plans, and the trains are like "no" and after waiting for 30 minutes and going nowhere you just have to give up and go home.