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We The Purple
@xequalsalex.bsky.social
translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now

horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩

you get the idea

he/him
Brace yourself for season 5 🤐
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The only real solution is to slightly change the spelling and hope nobody notices. There could be a Blond James, a Bundt James, a Bong James, a Borg James, a Bourne Identity James, a Bjork James, a Bork James, a Paul Blart James... how many is that? That's eight already!
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure Joh Yowza and Sy Nootles were fucking
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
taking my guitar to the shop: "can you inbaconate my guitar?"

suicidal luthier: "yeah, why not"
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That goes without saying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Damn, you're telling me "Howdy partner" didn't work??
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pretty sure they're called skorts.
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh yeah, that one is NOTORIOUS. I hated it 😅
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Same, I've been watching playthroughs. I think it's a fantastic game and deserving of all the GOTY talk, it just turned out to not be my kind of thing (despite me really liking Hollow Knight!). This game is just on a different level.

Which gauntlet got you?

Yeah, this game is MASSIVE.
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I managed to get to Act 3 but had to stop soon after that. The game just became increasingly joyless and exhausting and I realized I was no longer having any fun with it. Less of a ragequit and more of a gradual succumbing to mental fatigue but yeah...

Great game but fundamentally not for me.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A little bit. But like... in a tortured brooding gothic kind of way.
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"heart-shaped reflection"

OK, sure
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the voice of reason in the Republican party for some reason.
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Needed a fish eye effect to really evoke the 90s britpop album cover feel.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM