We The Purple
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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
"Beware that when fighting werewolves, you yourself do not become a werewolf"
- Friedrich Nietzsche, Werewolf Hunter
- Friedrich Nietzsche, Werewolf Hunter
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"Beware that when fighting werewolves, you yourself do not become a werewolf"
- Friedrich Nietzsche, Werewolf Hunter
- Friedrich Nietzsche, Werewolf Hunter
You're at Belle.
I need you at Sebastian.
I need you at Sebastian.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You're at Belle.
I need you at Sebastian.
I need you at Sebastian.
souls game environment designer:
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
souls game environment designer:
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Welcome to Target
Glenn Close Glenn Far
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Glenn Close Glenn Far
If you can't find joy in the little things, what's the point?
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you can't find joy in the little things, what's the point?
if you see Link smashing a pot and stealing the rupees inside so he can buy more fire arrows, no you didn't
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
if you see Link smashing a pot and stealing the rupees inside so he can buy more fire arrows, no you didn't
How do I convince my printer that it has toner when it thinks it doesn't?
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How do I convince my printer that it has toner when it thinks it doesn't?
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
Buddy, I literally just replaced it. Just... print!
Dexys Midnight Runners took their name from Dexedrine, an amphetamine used by mods in the 1960s to stay energized for all-night dancing.
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Dexys Midnight Runners took their name from Dexedrine, an amphetamine used by mods in the 1960s to stay energized for all-night dancing.
For the record, I was calling for a violent enchilada.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For the record, I was calling for a violent enchilada.
inventor of the toilet: "folks, I hear you. i've devised a new sanitary way to dispose of our poops!"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
inventor of the toilet: "folks, I hear you. i've devised a new sanitary way to dispose of our poops!"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
crowd: [cheers]
inventor: "and when you demanded that poop water randomly splashes into our anuses from time to time, I listened and stepped up!"
crowd: "oh fuck yeah! wait... what?"
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died.
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died.
Watching the TV version of The Shining from 1997 and felt compelled to draw Danny...
I think I captured his likeness...
I think I captured his likeness...
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Watching the TV version of The Shining from 1997 and felt compelled to draw Danny...
I think I captured his likeness...
I think I captured his likeness...
🎵Oh gimme the creeps, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🎵Oh gimme the creeps, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
I wanna get lost in your ghouls and ghosts and give treats away🎵
You're not making cavities today, you're making tooth ghosts.
Happy Halloween 🎃
Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You're not making cavities today, you're making tooth ghosts.
Happy Halloween 🎃
Happy Halloween 🎃
Germans being obsessed with David Hasselhoff sounds like a dumb random stereotype until you move here and realize "Oh yeah no, they totally are"
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Germans being obsessed with David Hasselhoff sounds like a dumb random stereotype until you move here and realize "Oh yeah no, they totally are"
A24, if you need any movie ideas, read this thread...
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A24, if you need any movie ideas, read this thread...
I'm glad they posted a picture of her next to another picture of her so we know what her partner looks like.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm glad they posted a picture of her next to another picture of her so we know what her partner looks like.
Anyone want some Louvre jewels? DM me.
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Anyone want some Louvre jewels? DM me.
People who litter should be executed.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
People who litter should be executed.
Reposted by We The Purple
October 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Barenaked Men at Work
Mash up bands:
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Barenaked Men at Work
Jack Black, best known for his role as the other school bully in Airborne, a movie which I'm a shamed to say I was kind of obsessed with as a kid.
October 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Jack Black, best known for his role as the other school bully in Airborne, a movie which I'm a shamed to say I was kind of obsessed with as a kid.
69. Nice.
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
October 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
69. Nice.
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again
Holy fucking shit... this literally took me about 3 solid hours worth of attempts. Flea Dodge is by far the toughest challenge in all of Silksong 😭
I never want to see these little fuckers again