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An Aging Hipster
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#blm #resist | he/him | quite adept at rescuing kittens and denouncing misogyny | partner to the unstoppable, incomparable @tammy-salyer.bsky.social | #critter
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“If they can do this to George, they can do this to anyone.”

ICE brutally arrested and illegally detained George Retes, an American citizen and Army veteran.

Learn more about how we are elevating his story here:
WATCH: The Veteran Who ICE Abducted — and Is Fighting Back
Here’s how we’re counter-programming DHS’s propaganda ads.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I named my fists “Turn On” and “Tune In” because when they’re done with you, you’re going to Drop Out.
I named my fists Nettle and Bone because once my battering ram ball of dead souls is done with you, they'll bury your bones among the nettles.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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So this is kinda wowing me out. I've never had anything get as much attn as my post on making homemade pizza for Turkey Day. B/c it feels like I'm supposed to use my "fame" for something, pls accept my gentle nudge to payhip.com/TammySalyer & take 25% off everything w the code BOOKLOVER at checkout.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have snickerdoodle crumbs in my beard
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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You know what, I'm just gonna re-up this post
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You leave my cunt fucking kids out of this, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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A few weekend thoughts about reclaiming my time. tammysalyer.substack.com/p/turning-do...
Turning Down the News, Turning Up the Muse
Retiring outrage, reclaiming creativity, and chasing Flow
tammysalyer.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
THIS - if you had any visibility into any of the actions of these people, YOU TOO should be prosecuted. Fuck the NYT for sitting on this, Fuck Biden for sitting on this. This is EVIL - looking the other way paves the way for EVIL. Burn them ALL.
The schadenfreude we all want to feel about the pending vote on releasing the Epstein files & the current swatch of emails is completely misplaced. The Biden Admin had this stuff for four years and did nada, setting us up for the world we live in now. Y'all this is 100% the Biden Admin's fault.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That time when you saw a woman in her 80’s with this sign at the No Kings rally in EUG
October 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don’t know why they are called “soup kitchens” and not “broth-els”
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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USA is a macro level Stanford Prison Experiment
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hey, I was at the Bowie/Hendrix concert at the Seattle Kingdome last night and they did a moment of silence, too. For reals.
Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.
September 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Steller’s Jay is the Men’s Rights Activists of the animal kingdom.
September 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I married the right one.
August 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We must increase bands.

Dior
We must increase bands.

Judas Pope
We must increase bands.

Major Threat
August 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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This Friday is Santa Cruz Bike Party and I’ll be going as Bike Moses! The theme is Holy Rollers.

Do any of my followers (aka disciples) have commandments for me to share with the masses?
August 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
Chris Wright: "How often do you hear that the planet is getting greener because there is more carbon dioxide in the air? It contributes to increased crop productivity and greener wilderness. How often do you hear that deaths from extreme weather have been falling by a stone for a century?"
August 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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When we talk about federal-local cooperation, this is what we mean. This is what ideal cooperation looks like.
i do need @cpsc's training, couldn't perfect the grunge layer treatment.
August 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Deleting the apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way (escaping with a man from the future through LA while being chased by a cyborg)
Deleting the apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way (commuting in a hijacked metro bus wired to explode if the speed drops below 50mph).
Deleting the apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way (marrying an annoying clergyman because the alternative is financial instability)
July 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hi @repvalhoyle.bsky.social - We know your stance on Trump and his impact on democracy, so genuine question, can help your constituents understand why you voted to table this?
Here are the 128 House Democrats who voted to table (kill) the Rep. Al Green D-TX impeachment resolution against President Trump over the Iran attacks.
June 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM