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Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.
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The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
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I have been a reporter for close to 40 years, including stints covering police and the courts. This thing, from the president down, of accusing people of crimes when not charged: That did not used to be a thing. Authorities don’t do that because it is unfair and leads to cases being tossed.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I have been a reporter for close to 40 years, including stints covering police and the courts. This thing, from the president down, of accusing people of crimes when not charged: That did not used to be a thing. Authorities don’t do that because it is unfair and leads to cases being tossed.
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These charges are insane fascist bullshit.
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
These charges are insane fascist bullshit.
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WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."
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I would like to have Werner Herzog and Patrick Warburton duel with pistols for the honor of delivering my eulogy
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I would like to have Werner Herzog and Patrick Warburton duel with pistols for the honor of delivering my eulogy
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Cracker Barrel’s logo change was egregious/unthinkable to MAGA
Demolition of White House - MAGA a collective “eh”
Makes total sense
Demolition of White House - MAGA a collective “eh”
Makes total sense
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cracker Barrel’s logo change was egregious/unthinkable to MAGA
Demolition of White House - MAGA a collective “eh”
Makes total sense
Demolition of White House - MAGA a collective “eh”
Makes total sense
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me: jesus why, at the most difficult times in my life, are there only one set of footprints in the sand?
voice from the heavens: did you know that you can probably find the answer to your question in the help/faq section on www dot jesus dot com?
voice from the heavens: did you know that you can probably find the answer to your question in the help/faq section on www dot jesus dot com?
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
me: jesus why, at the most difficult times in my life, are there only one set of footprints in the sand?
voice from the heavens: did you know that you can probably find the answer to your question in the help/faq section on www dot jesus dot com?
voice from the heavens: did you know that you can probably find the answer to your question in the help/faq section on www dot jesus dot com?
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Kristi Noem praised for ‘staring down’ Antifa. It was a dozen reporters and a guy in a chicken suit
Kristi Noem ‘stares down’ Antifa. It was reporters and a guy in a chicken costume
www.independent.co.uk
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Kristi Noem praised for ‘staring down’ Antifa. It was a dozen reporters and a guy in a chicken suit
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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getting urinated on would be a less humiliating way to lose a rap battle
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
getting urinated on would be a less humiliating way to lose a rap battle
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We never incited violence, we just called this guy a member of antifa who funded terrorism and told our followers to pay him a visit ha ha and then a totally unrelated group of people threatened to murder him in front of his students ha ha
October 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We never incited violence, we just called this guy a member of antifa who funded terrorism and told our followers to pay him a visit ha ha and then a totally unrelated group of people threatened to murder him in front of his students ha ha
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this saga has pioneered so many incredible new ways of losing a rap battle
NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
this saga has pioneered so many incredible new ways of losing a rap battle
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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fellas is it gay to live in a city
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
fellas is it gay to live in a city
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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A Fan Of Charlie Kirk And Andrew Tate Killed Two Teenage Girls Last Week
www.wonkette.com/p/a-fan-of-c...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/a-fan-of-c...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
A Fan Of Charlie Kirk And Andrew Tate Killed Two Teenage Girls Last Week
He had been stalking one of them for months.
www.wonkette.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A Fan Of Charlie Kirk And Andrew Tate Killed Two Teenage Girls Last Week
www.wonkette.com/p/a-fan-of-c...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/a-fan-of-c...
By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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Another beautiful Burbank morning.
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Another beautiful Burbank morning.
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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Greta Thunberg: "I will never, ever comprehend how humans can be so evil that you would deliberately starve millions of people living trapped under an illegal siege as a continuation of decades [..] of suffocating oppression, apartheid, occupation."
#Gaza #Palestine #Israel #Incarceration #Genocide
#Gaza #Palestine #Israel #Incarceration #Genocide
Thunberg Confirms Abuse by Israeli Abductors, But Urges World to Focus on Gaza Genocide | Common Dreams
"This genocide and other genocides are being enabled and fueled by our own governments, our institutions, our media, and companies. It is our responsibility to end that complicity."
www.commondreams.org
October 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Greta Thunberg: "I will never, ever comprehend how humans can be so evil that you would deliberately starve millions of people living trapped under an illegal siege as a continuation of decades [..] of suffocating oppression, apartheid, occupation."
#Gaza #Palestine #Israel #Incarceration #Genocide
#Gaza #Palestine #Israel #Incarceration #Genocide