Amoeba Makes
@amoebareads.bsky.social
Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics.
🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇨🇦
Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇨🇦
Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
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Amoeba Makes
@amoebareads.bsky.social
· Jan 11
🖤Hello folks🖤
This is NOT really a crafting account
Yes I share my original stained glass creations but this is *mostly* a place of Queer Fandom Brain Rot
If you follow me for stained glass
PLEASE understand
what I post is MOSTLY
Silly Gay Ass Pirates
&
a heap of existential dread
NSFW
18+
This is NOT really a crafting account
Yes I share my original stained glass creations but this is *mostly* a place of Queer Fandom Brain Rot
If you follow me for stained glass
PLEASE understand
what I post is MOSTLY
Silly Gay Ass Pirates
&
a heap of existential dread
NSFW
18+
Chanting WEENIS WEENIS WEENIS
while listening to Ween
while getting my Weenis tattooed...
...it was not fun
but it helped
7 or 8 hours today
A bunch more tomorrow
I am so exhausted from laughing and pain
I fuckin love my ridiculously talented friends
I can't believe THAT is MY arm
while listening to Ween
while getting my Weenis tattooed...
...it was not fun
but it helped
7 or 8 hours today
A bunch more tomorrow
I am so exhausted from laughing and pain
I fuckin love my ridiculously talented friends
I can't believe THAT is MY arm
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Chanting WEENIS WEENIS WEENIS
while listening to Ween
while getting my Weenis tattooed...
...it was not fun
but it helped
7 or 8 hours today
A bunch more tomorrow
I am so exhausted from laughing and pain
I fuckin love my ridiculously talented friends
I can't believe THAT is MY arm
while listening to Ween
while getting my Weenis tattooed...
...it was not fun
but it helped
7 or 8 hours today
A bunch more tomorrow
I am so exhausted from laughing and pain
I fuckin love my ridiculously talented friends
I can't believe THAT is MY arm
STRATEGICALLY
Painting my nails today
with shitty dollar store nail polish
so by the time I get my
GIANT BLACK WING ARM TATTOOOOoOooO
my trashy chipped black nail polish will be perfect
Painting my nails today
with shitty dollar store nail polish
so by the time I get my
GIANT BLACK WING ARM TATTOOOOoOooO
my trashy chipped black nail polish will be perfect
Goth Emo GIF
ALT: Goth Emo GIF
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
STRATEGICALLY
Painting my nails today
with shitty dollar store nail polish
so by the time I get my
GIANT BLACK WING ARM TATTOOOOoOooO
my trashy chipped black nail polish will be perfect
Painting my nails today
with shitty dollar store nail polish
so by the time I get my
GIANT BLACK WING ARM TATTOOOOoOooO
my trashy chipped black nail polish will be perfect
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my sweet creature..
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my sweet creature..
I am SO excited to get my
TATTOO SLEEVE
finished this week!!!!!
I am SO excited to see one of my oldest friends!
I am SO excited to have full conversations with other humans!
( SO rare with how isolated I am that my accent is actually slightly fucked...cuz I only talk to dogs and hubby IRL. )
TATTOO SLEEVE
finished this week!!!!!
I am SO excited to see one of my oldest friends!
I am SO excited to have full conversations with other humans!
( SO rare with how isolated I am that my accent is actually slightly fucked...cuz I only talk to dogs and hubby IRL. )
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I am SO excited to get my
TATTOO SLEEVE
finished this week!!!!!
I am SO excited to see one of my oldest friends!
I am SO excited to have full conversations with other humans!
( SO rare with how isolated I am that my accent is actually slightly fucked...cuz I only talk to dogs and hubby IRL. )
TATTOO SLEEVE
finished this week!!!!!
I am SO excited to see one of my oldest friends!
I am SO excited to have full conversations with other humans!
( SO rare with how isolated I am that my accent is actually slightly fucked...cuz I only talk to dogs and hubby IRL. )
I am holding my favorite fic writer's face in my hands
And gently screaming
I am as excited for today's update
And last week's
And last week's
And last week's
And next week's
As much as I am excited
to watch Frankenstein today
And gently screaming
I am as excited for today's update
And last week's
And last week's
And last week's
And next week's
As much as I am excited
to watch Frankenstein today
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am holding my favorite fic writer's face in my hands
And gently screaming
I am as excited for today's update
And last week's
And last week's
And last week's
And next week's
As much as I am excited
to watch Frankenstein today
And gently screaming
I am as excited for today's update
And last week's
And last week's
And last week's
And next week's
As much as I am excited
to watch Frankenstein today
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November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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How it feels sometimes
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How it feels sometimes
Aaaaaa my heart...
This time last year
when I started to do stained glass again
I was in such a lonely and low place.
...and now there are birds, snails, moths and pickles.
(and soon Relics)
Making people happy.
That makes my heart sing.
I'm so thankful I feel strong enough to make art again.
This time last year
when I started to do stained glass again
I was in such a lonely and low place.
...and now there are birds, snails, moths and pickles.
(and soon Relics)
Making people happy.
That makes my heart sing.
I'm so thankful I feel strong enough to make art again.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Aaaaaa my heart...
This time last year
when I started to do stained glass again
I was in such a lonely and low place.
...and now there are birds, snails, moths and pickles.
(and soon Relics)
Making people happy.
That makes my heart sing.
I'm so thankful I feel strong enough to make art again.
This time last year
when I started to do stained glass again
I was in such a lonely and low place.
...and now there are birds, snails, moths and pickles.
(and soon Relics)
Making people happy.
That makes my heart sing.
I'm so thankful I feel strong enough to make art again.
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ok this cheered me up
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ok this cheered me up
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Some 2025 Cryptids
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some 2025 Cryptids
K.
Green side plain.
Fabric side scalloped.
Because
S H A P E
Green side plain.
Fabric side scalloped.
Because
S H A P E
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
K.
Green side plain.
Fabric side scalloped.
Because
S H A P E
Green side plain.
Fabric side scalloped.
Because
S H A P E
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Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
Ok.... But I ACTUALLY NEED THE ANSWER.
Polaris update!
oooOOOOOooooOOOooO
So, do you want the scalloped edges on the Green side too?
Or plainly framed on Green and scalloped on the fabric side?
( WIP These are only foiled, not yet soldered.)
#IzzyHands
#OFMD
#OFMDfanart
oooOOOOOooooOOOooO
So, do you want the scalloped edges on the Green side too?
Or plainly framed on Green and scalloped on the fabric side?
( WIP These are only foiled, not yet soldered.)
#IzzyHands
#OFMD
#OFMDfanart
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ok.... But I ACTUALLY NEED THE ANSWER.
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We also try and list the many fandom events 🎉
What is the Gateway?
It's a gate to other servers, where we collate links, centralising access requests, and easing visibility for all the different wonderful discord communities that are out there!
If you're looking for ofmd discord server follow the link to join!
discord.gg/XgFedVwfFj
#ofmd
It's a gate to other servers, where we collate links, centralising access requests, and easing visibility for all the different wonderful discord communities that are out there!
If you're looking for ofmd discord server follow the link to join!
discord.gg/XgFedVwfFj
#ofmd
Join the GATEWAY SERVER - The Republic of Pirates Discord Server!
The Republic of Pirates is a Gateway between servers, for finding new communities & events happening in the OFMD fandom. | 643 members
discord.gg
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We also try and list the many fandom events 🎉
Polaris update!
oooOOOOOooooOOOooO
So, do you want the scalloped edges on the Green side too?
Or plainly framed on Green and scalloped on the fabric side?
( WIP These are only foiled, not yet soldered.)
#IzzyHands
#OFMD
#OFMDfanart
oooOOOOOooooOOOooO
So, do you want the scalloped edges on the Green side too?
Or plainly framed on Green and scalloped on the fabric side?
( WIP These are only foiled, not yet soldered.)
#IzzyHands
#OFMD
#OFMDfanart
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Polaris update!
oooOOOOOooooOOOooO
So, do you want the scalloped edges on the Green side too?
Or plainly framed on Green and scalloped on the fabric side?
( WIP These are only foiled, not yet soldered.)
#IzzyHands
#OFMD
#OFMDfanart
oooOOOOOooooOOOooO
So, do you want the scalloped edges on the Green side too?
Or plainly framed on Green and scalloped on the fabric side?
( WIP These are only foiled, not yet soldered.)
#IzzyHands
#OFMD
#OFMDfanart
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Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Stuck in my cabana*
living on bananas*
and blow*
*Cabin
*Coffee
*Pumpkin loaf
living on bananas*
and blow*
*Cabin
*Coffee
*Pumpkin loaf
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Stuck in my cabana*
living on bananas*
and blow*
*Cabin
*Coffee
*Pumpkin loaf
living on bananas*
and blow*
*Cabin
*Coffee
*Pumpkin loaf
TEEFFFFSS
Looking Extra scary today.
Nightmare eye lighting.
Looking Extra scary today.
Nightmare eye lighting.
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
TEEFFFFSS
Looking Extra scary today.
Nightmare eye lighting.
Looking Extra scary today.
Nightmare eye lighting.
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as i have neither costumes nor pumpkins this year due to my accursed illness, instead i will offer you delicacies and delights from my spookiest possession. reply, if you dare, with a number between 6 and 441 to see a page from vincent price’s insane cookbook.
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
as i have neither costumes nor pumpkins this year due to my accursed illness, instead i will offer you delicacies and delights from my spookiest possession. reply, if you dare, with a number between 6 and 441 to see a page from vincent price’s insane cookbook.
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happy halloween, my dears 🎃 here's some reading material for the season! (shameless self rec thread by your resident spooky enthusiast)
ofmd / dracula archiveofourown.org/works/40611168
undead izzy archiveofourown.org/works/41253501
werewolf stede archiveofourown.org/works/485377...
ofmd / dracula archiveofourown.org/works/40611168
undead izzy archiveofourown.org/works/41253501
werewolf stede archiveofourown.org/works/485377...
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
happy halloween, my dears 🎃 here's some reading material for the season! (shameless self rec thread by your resident spooky enthusiast)
ofmd / dracula archiveofourown.org/works/40611168
undead izzy archiveofourown.org/works/41253501
werewolf stede archiveofourown.org/works/485377...
ofmd / dracula archiveofourown.org/works/40611168
undead izzy archiveofourown.org/works/41253501
werewolf stede archiveofourown.org/works/485377...
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You've all been gifted by these 3 idiots with 3 magical potions (Buttons supervised, so don't worry)(...worry anyway)
Each of these will give you incredible powers.
Use them wisely, with great power comes great responsibility 😌
A thingie for @steddyhandsscares.bsky.social for magic and ritual 😌✨️
Each of these will give you incredible powers.
Use them wisely, with great power comes great responsibility 😌
A thingie for @steddyhandsscares.bsky.social for magic and ritual 😌✨️
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You've all been gifted by these 3 idiots with 3 magical potions (Buttons supervised, so don't worry)(...worry anyway)
Each of these will give you incredible powers.
Use them wisely, with great power comes great responsibility 😌
A thingie for @steddyhandsscares.bsky.social for magic and ritual 😌✨️
Each of these will give you incredible powers.
Use them wisely, with great power comes great responsibility 😌
A thingie for @steddyhandsscares.bsky.social for magic and ritual 😌✨️
Polaris good news...
It looks like a Deep black void with stars.
Nicely shows off the character of the antique clear glass.
Polaris bad news.... The UV resin completely obscures the texture and natural look of the fabric.
Why yes, that IS a stupid scary knife to use... Safety 3rd....
It looks like a Deep black void with stars.
Nicely shows off the character of the antique clear glass.
Polaris bad news.... The UV resin completely obscures the texture and natural look of the fabric.
Why yes, that IS a stupid scary knife to use... Safety 3rd....
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Polaris good news...
It looks like a Deep black void with stars.
Nicely shows off the character of the antique clear glass.
Polaris bad news.... The UV resin completely obscures the texture and natural look of the fabric.
Why yes, that IS a stupid scary knife to use... Safety 3rd....
It looks like a Deep black void with stars.
Nicely shows off the character of the antique clear glass.
Polaris bad news.... The UV resin completely obscures the texture and natural look of the fabric.
Why yes, that IS a stupid scary knife to use... Safety 3rd....