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Amoeba Makes
@amoebareads.bsky.social
Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics.
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Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.
Yeahhhhh....

Bleeegghhhhh...

The joys of antiquity...
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm wondering if some of the grime is mouse or rat piss from them being attracted to the oil and leather smells...

I've seen nasty stuff on barn finds.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If everything is casual nothing is special.
Funerals should be special.
That is an entire life gone.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Black. is. for. funerals.

Like. ..That is where Black. clothing. is. for.

Fer fake sake.

Yeah.
Rude and lazy.

But I think a lot of people do not care about being rude.
They can't even be bothered to be embarrassed by bad manners.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Love that for you.

What a satisfying project.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I've done some work on my 1924 hand crank singer and it is a JOY to see how simple and beautifully made things used to be.

every. aspect. makes. sense.

I am super jealous you got that one.
What a beast.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
But

Holy hell, my dudes..

It is fucking NOT FUN thinking about taking a shuttle bus for 2 hours and wether or not I'm going to be able to bring my cane and mask without harrassment.

I'm trying my best to just not.
Like, Brain?
Please don't.
Let's just go and be happy.
Just get on the damn bus.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Dude.
Same.

My whole entire damned life.

Ehhh.
Nope.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I AM SO EXCITED TO HANG OUT WITH
2 GIANT CATS
AND A
BADASS
CHIHUAHUA

this year....... Pppffffffttttt........
So much crushing disappointment & rage
I deserve these good things

My arm tattoo is going to fuck. so. hard.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oh hellllz yes.

Amazing machines.
Absolute workhorses.

I'd love to see the restoration.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
They are having The Worst Time
( Deeply affectionate )
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Have you seen The North Water?

More than half the reason I watched it was Jack O'Connell on a doomed boat in a nice knit sweater ( high as a giraffe's pussy on laudanum )
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Blagh.
With the wine and the stress and grossness......no wonder.

All the best...I hope it's quickly resolved.

(Perhaps a flamethrower would help?)
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh gawd the only thing wine does for me is taste bad and instant asthma.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Dessert!
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh I just right now finished.

Gonna go walk out to the snowy field and cry a bit.

Holy.
Fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I NEED THIS

I NEED THIS SO GOOD

SOMEONE MAKE THIS

PLEASE

I BEG
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am not worth the priority of 3 nights on a couch...Fuck.

I gave them an entire truck I was selling.

A whole ass Ford one ton truck when they were *desperate* for wheels.

In exchange for finishing up my arm tattoo.

I'm angry and insulted.

They know my health.

They don't Even think.
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM