Alex Holida
amjamster.bsky.social
Alex Holida
@amjamster.bsky.social
My skeets are like my brain…no rhyme or reason and just all over the place.
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Teaching children about fungus is one way to mold young minds.
April 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The first rule of White Club is YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT WHITE CLUB
February 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Sorry, America. We can feed the elderly with Meals on Wheels or we can let billionaires cheat on their taxes. We can't do both.
January 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Fuck Pete Hegseth.
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I see Travis Scott is not beholden to the WWE wellness policy.
January 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I’m almost okay with Hulk Hogan being back on TV if he gets publicly humiliated like that every week.

That was incredible. I didn’t give the WWE audience enough credit.
January 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.
January 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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And it was obvious, 48 years later, that not enough people watched it.
January 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Donates to Trump’s inauguration fund then removes the fact checking feature before said inauguration. Sure…this is totally about free speech 🥴
January 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
May he Rest in Stress.
January 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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On the lookout for #SquirrelCrimes.
December 29, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Thou shalt not try to take over *checks notes* Greenland, Panama and Canada.
December 23, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor.

Party of Family Values, am I right?
December 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Our fight is for the people.

Not the privileged few.

Big difference between us and them.
December 23, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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If you're getting weirder as you get older, you're doing it right.
December 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Why did Donald Trump abdicate his presidency? Because he became too woke.
December 21, 2024 at 9:17 PM