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I'm trying to be nice this year but if you have those really bright headlights I hope you die
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'm trying to be nice this year but if you have those really bright headlights I hope you die
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the worst part of all this is everything about it
April 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the worst part of all this is everything about it
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please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
April 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
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people being in the streets means something. never let your cynicism convince you otherwise.
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
people being in the streets means something. never let your cynicism convince you otherwise.
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you have an ass that just won’t quit. you have an ass that never calls in sick. your ass has perfect attendance. everyone can depend on your ass. your ass deserves that promotion. congratulate that ass.
January 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
you have an ass that just won’t quit. you have an ass that never calls in sick. your ass has perfect attendance. everyone can depend on your ass. your ass deserves that promotion. congratulate that ass.
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[Releases Eugene Levy's eyebrows back into the wild]
January 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
[Releases Eugene Levy's eyebrows back into the wild]
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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APPARENTLY you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger, you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
January 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
APPARENTLY you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger, you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
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the tiny pocket inside the normal pocket of my jeans is where i keep important stuff.
[my emergency chicken nugget]
[my emergency chicken nugget]
January 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the tiny pocket inside the normal pocket of my jeans is where i keep important stuff.
[my emergency chicken nugget]
[my emergency chicken nugget]
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IF I DON’T HAVE 75 TABS OPEN AT ALL TIMES I WILL VAPORIZE AND DIE
January 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
IF I DON’T HAVE 75 TABS OPEN AT ALL TIMES I WILL VAPORIZE AND DIE
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ok damn January got hands
January 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ok damn January got hands
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pizza for breakfast is totally ok i hope this helps
January 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
pizza for breakfast is totally ok i hope this helps
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
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my brain: hey walk into the kitchen
me: ok now what
my brain: idk lol
me: ok now what
my brain: idk lol
January 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
my brain: hey walk into the kitchen
me: ok now what
my brain: idk lol
me: ok now what
my brain: idk lol
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crying in the car so you’ll let me merge, bestie
April 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM
crying in the car so you’ll let me merge, bestie
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No Country for Literally Anyone Except Old Men
January 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No Country for Literally Anyone Except Old Men
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You ever go to shake something but the lid isn't all the way on and then your life is ruined?
January 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
You ever go to shake something but the lid isn't all the way on and then your life is ruined?
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If there are two wolves inside me I hope they like Doritos.
January 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If there are two wolves inside me I hope they like Doritos.
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being born was a bad financial decision
January 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
being born was a bad financial decision
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Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.
January 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.