Dunne (he/him/tall human/Mobile meeting point)
amd1.bsky.social
Dunne (he/him/tall human/Mobile meeting point)
@amd1.bsky.social
30's with Additional XP. Cat parent (Singular...For Now). Warhammer painting for fun. Puns as a civic duty.
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Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
November 5, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Don't screw it up America.
November 5, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Okay. I am going to be okay. I'm mainly posting to just...say what I've got in my brain, so sense won't be obvious, but I'll get there. My wife is unwell. She is in the best place to be treated and get well. I'll be waiting for her.
October 8, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Crotch Pamphlets. That is all. #40k
September 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
That Hardspace: Shipbreaker doesn't have a Star Trek DLC/Spin-Off/Mod is going to hurt my soul for weeks.
September 24, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Humans of Bluesky, meet Betty. Betty, meet additional staff. #cats #Betty
September 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,551,211! - Cool Beans.
September 19, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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There are people in this world who dislike black cats.

These people are technically known as *dimwits*.
September 3, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Bink.
Remove a letter, ruin a #DoctorWho story

Error of the Zygons
Horror of Fan Rock
September 2, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Wife and Kitten enjoying a read :) @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social #LongLiveEvil
August 26, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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He offers ab solution
August 23, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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-A glossy US magazine once offered me the assignment of covering a 24-hour race on condition that I took Clement Freud along as my assistant.
-Did you accept?
-Yes: if Life offers you Le Mans, make Clem an aide.
#LunchPun
August 20, 2024 at 11:01 AM
The middle one looks like he could be one of Trump's illegitimate children.
That Derek 'Fashion' Guy over on Twitter is going to have a fucking coronary when he sees this.
August 18, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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Great advice! What are you working on, fellow creatives...?

I'm finally writing my Arthurian novel, that I've been destined for since my early teens. (So, no pressure, then!)
Here's some writing advice you don't hear often: Straight up talk to other writers about what they're working on. The amount of joy you can gain as a creative person by just hearing the struggles and triumphs of your peers is so rewarding. It's helped me more than a thousand dumb "tips and tricks"
August 16, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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cat: do you expect me to talk, goldfinger?

goldfinger: no, mr. cat, I expect you to eat the food I have purchased in bulk because you previously seemed to enjoy it.

cat: joke's on you, sucker.
August 15, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Just saw someone refer to mansplaining as "correctile dysfunction."

I need a cigarette.
August 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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When you catch your cat being Italian:
August 15, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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An erotic short story in three acts
August 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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Eyton's Antiquities of Shropshire states that in 1292, a local miller was crushed by his own millstones. The stones were charged for his murder, resulting in them being declared "Deodand"- (given to God) to be "used for pious purpose." They hold up the tower of Hope Bagot church.
#folklore #history
August 11, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Well this explains A Lot Of Things...
You were never meant to be exposed to the internal monologues of millions of strangers as they react to a firehose of 24/7 international disaster news! You evolved to hear news once a month about a neighbor's new cow, or a cousin in need of a barn raising. Of course you're stressed out!
August 10, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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CAST IT INTO THE DEEP FRYER! DESTROY IT!
August 10, 2024 at 12:43 PM