Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social
Immigrant in 🇫🇷&🇨🇭 -
Omega male - GenX -
#BollocksToBrexit -
- awful mind - imperialist snowbadger - no follow back without interaction - #NFBFO - a bit(a lot) sweary - blighted soul -
🐣🏴331ppm🏠🇫🇷 💻🇨🇭 -
🗣️ 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇩🇪
Omega male - GenX -
#BollocksToBrexit -
- awful mind - imperialist snowbadger - no follow back without interaction - #NFBFO - a bit(a lot) sweary - blighted soul -
🐣🏴331ppm🏠🇫🇷 💻🇨🇭 -
🗣️ 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇩🇪
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
My thoughts on the matter have not changed.
No, *you* are working from home on a computer that has been trying and failing to update to Windows 11 25H2 from 24H2 for months, have found a solution that involves letting the Windows Installation Tool reinstall Windows and have set it running *while you're actually trying to work*...
1/2
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November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
No, *you* are working from home on a computer that has been trying and failing to update to Windows 11 25H2 from 24H2 for months, have found a solution that involves letting the Windows Installation Tool reinstall Windows and have set it running *while you're actually trying to work*...
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Get in! 🏴
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Get in! 🏴
Lunchtime and my son calls me and asks for money.
Mate: is that planning in advance, asking me now?
No, Dad, it is not.
I send the money. Will his fucking bank accept the transfer? Will it, fuck. I guess it has a cloudflare dependency 🙄.
Will he learn from this?
Monkeys might fly out of my butt
Mate: is that planning in advance, asking me now?
No, Dad, it is not.
I send the money. Will his fucking bank accept the transfer? Will it, fuck. I guess it has a cloudflare dependency 🙄.
Will he learn from this?
Monkeys might fly out of my butt
My daughter (18) sends me a begging message so she can have something or other done to her hair. It's always at the last moment 🙄.
So, I make a request.
So, I make a request.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Lunchtime and my son calls me and asks for money.
Mate: is that planning in advance, asking me now?
No, Dad, it is not.
I send the money. Will his fucking bank accept the transfer? Will it, fuck. I guess it has a cloudflare dependency 🙄.
Will he learn from this?
Monkeys might fly out of my butt
Mate: is that planning in advance, asking me now?
No, Dad, it is not.
I send the money. Will his fucking bank accept the transfer? Will it, fuck. I guess it has a cloudflare dependency 🙄.
Will he learn from this?
Monkeys might fly out of my butt
Big spot in the center of my back. Needs squeezing and I'm no longer flexible enough to do it myself. I can only just get my fingers on it, let alone supply enough pressure to burst it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Big spot in the center of my back. Needs squeezing and I'm no longer flexible enough to do it myself. I can only just get my fingers on it, let alone supply enough pressure to burst it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Men of Stockport stop your dreaming
Can you see our kebabs steaming
See our full pint glasses gleaming
Here in Manchester
Can you see our kebabs steaming
See our full pint glasses gleaming
Here in Manchester
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Men of Stockport stop your dreaming
Can you see our kebabs steaming
See our full pint glasses gleaming
Here in Manchester
Can you see our kebabs steaming
See our full pint glasses gleaming
Here in Manchester
Reposted by Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
The only thing 'out of control' about illegal immigration is the press coverage of it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The only thing 'out of control' about illegal immigration is the press coverage of it.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
1. Being obnoxious.
2. Being able to count.
1. Being obnoxious.
2. Being able to count.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
Not taking things seriously.
Being in Australia.
My bath.
Not taking things seriously.
Being in Australia.
My bath.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Being an aging raver, and dancing diva!
2. Being a rural country bumpkin & gardener.
3. Very naughty habit of occasionally posting a sensual pic.
1. Being an aging raver, and dancing diva!
2. Being a rural country bumpkin & gardener.
3. Very naughty habit of occasionally posting a sensual pic.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.
1. Being obnoxious.
2. Being able to count.
1. Being obnoxious.
2. Being able to count.
Neil in Manchester
Hub of industry and light
Always has wet feet
Hub of industry and light
Always has wet feet
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Neil in Manchester
Hub of industry and light
Always has wet feet
Hub of industry and light
Always has wet feet
Killers of the flower goon
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Killers of the flower goon
Reposted by Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
✨ Did you know?
When a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, it releases a burst of zinc ions — creating a literal firework-like flash of light at the moment of fertilization.
These microscopic zinc sparks aren’t just beautiful; their intensity actually reflects the egg’s potential to develop
When a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, it releases a burst of zinc ions — creating a literal firework-like flash of light at the moment of fertilization.
These microscopic zinc sparks aren’t just beautiful; their intensity actually reflects the egg’s potential to develop
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
✨ Did you know?
When a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, it releases a burst of zinc ions — creating a literal firework-like flash of light at the moment of fertilization.
These microscopic zinc sparks aren’t just beautiful; their intensity actually reflects the egg’s potential to develop
When a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, it releases a burst of zinc ions — creating a literal firework-like flash of light at the moment of fertilization.
These microscopic zinc sparks aren’t just beautiful; their intensity actually reflects the egg’s potential to develop
Me in public : My headphones:
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me in public : My headphones:
The Great.
Little joke.
Little joke.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Great.
Little joke.
Little joke.
☀️ If you see this, share a redhead ☀️
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
☀️ If you see this, share a redhead ☀️
I was 1977
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I was 1977
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Just finished watching the first three seasons of The Witcher although I'd already watched about 1½ of them already.
I understand the fourth is pants. We shall see.
I understand the fourth is pants. We shall see.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just finished watching the first three seasons of The Witcher although I'd already watched about 1½ of them already.
I understand the fourth is pants. We shall see.
I understand the fourth is pants. We shall see.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
1. Being obnoxious
2. Wearing a ski mask
The rest are just variations on the first.
2. Wearing a ski mask
The rest are just variations on the first.
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
1. Crunchy peanut butter
2. Star Wars
3. Sitting in the car while it's going through a car wash
3. Poetry of all kinds
4. Big pants
5. Going bra-less
6. Big socks
7. Eminem
8. Street food
9. Watching opera & ballet
10. Puns
1. Crunchy peanut butter
2. Star Wars
3. Sitting in the car while it's going through a car wash
3. Poetry of all kinds
4. Big pants
5. Going bra-less
6. Big socks
7. Eminem
8. Street food
9. Watching opera & ballet
10. Puns
get to know your mutuals! list ten random things you like
꩜ snowboarding 🏂
꩜ cats 🐈⬛
꩜ crows 🐦⬛
꩜ punk/emo/metalcore 🎸
꩜ chocolate peanut butter shakes 🥤
꩜ thunderstorms ⚡️
꩜ skateboarding 🛹
꩜ mountains 🏔️
꩜ science fiction 🛸
꩜ hello kitty ™️
꩜ snowboarding 🏂
꩜ cats 🐈⬛
꩜ crows 🐦⬛
꩜ punk/emo/metalcore 🎸
꩜ chocolate peanut butter shakes 🥤
꩜ thunderstorms ⚡️
꩜ skateboarding 🛹
꩜ mountains 🏔️
꩜ science fiction 🛸
꩜ hello kitty ™️
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
1. Being obnoxious
2. Wearing a ski mask
The rest are just variations on the first.
2. Wearing a ski mask
The rest are just variations on the first.
Post your favorite star trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Post your favorite star trek character. Wrong answers only.
This turned out to be an allergy to pseudoephedrine, present in an OTC aspirin medication I'd bought in Turin. The allergy manifests itself at this exact spot on my leg.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This turned out to be an allergy to pseudoephedrine, present in an OTC aspirin medication I'd bought in Turin. The allergy manifests itself at this exact spot on my leg.