Dr. Uncle Beard 🦊 🌈
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Doctor, author, bear in North Yorkshire. Doctor Who crossword blog #CrypticWho https://crypticwho.com/, (He/Him/His) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
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The Six Bonds. All of them meet up for one big mission. Explain nothing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Six Bonds. All of them meet up for one big mission. Explain nothing.
Just reboot the fucker and if you can’t, stand aside to let someone else do it. No one will care after the first shaken Martini. 🍸
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just reboot the fucker and if you can’t, stand aside to let someone else do it. No one will care after the first shaken Martini. 🍸
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there's a joke here, but i can't quite nail it down. something about stepping on legos in bare feet?
🎶 "the hills are aliiiiive with the sound of—AAAAAGH FUCK!"
🎶 "the hills are aliiiiive with the sound of—AAAAAGH FUCK!"
A Lego heiress has expanded on her huge Highland estate with a new £25 million land purchase
Lego heiress expands Highland estate with huge £25 million land purchase
www.thenational.scot
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
there's a joke here, but i can't quite nail it down. something about stepping on legos in bare feet?
🎶 "the hills are aliiiiive with the sound of—AAAAAGH FUCK!"
🎶 "the hills are aliiiiive with the sound of—AAAAAGH FUCK!"
Muppet James Bond
Kermit as James Pond
Miss Piggy as Susannah Pork
Honeydew as Q
Statler & Waldorf as M&Ms
Sam Eagle as M
Gonzo as Nosefeld
Kermit as James Pond
Miss Piggy as Susannah Pork
Honeydew as Q
Statler & Waldorf as M&Ms
Sam Eagle as M
Gonzo as Nosefeld
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Muppet James Bond
Kermit as James Pond
Miss Piggy as Susannah Pork
Honeydew as Q
Statler & Waldorf as M&Ms
Sam Eagle as M
Gonzo as Nosefeld
Kermit as James Pond
Miss Piggy as Susannah Pork
Honeydew as Q
Statler & Waldorf as M&Ms
Sam Eagle as M
Gonzo as Nosefeld
Current mood.
a poster for expendables 2 shows a man with a mustache and says now what
Alt: a poster for expendables 2 shows a man with a mustache and says now what
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Current mood.
I played squaredle.com 11/11:
26/26 words ( 12 bonus words)
📖 In the top 4% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 20
26/26 words ( 12 bonus words)
📖 In the top 4% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 20
Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
squaredle.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I played squaredle.com 11/11:
26/26 words ( 12 bonus words)
📖 In the top 4% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 20
26/26 words ( 12 bonus words)
📖 In the top 4% by bonus words
🔥 Solve streak: 20
Got my Tuesday armour on
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Got my Tuesday armour on
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Chromety, recycling Tuesday, fair to good; Trafalgar, garden waste, Friday; The Hunber, household waste, bin bags rising, whiff to smelly…
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Chromety, recycling Tuesday, fair to good; Trafalgar, garden waste, Friday; The Hunber, household waste, bin bags rising, whiff to smelly…
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Daily bunny no.3135 found a cool pinecone
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Daily bunny no.3135 found a cool pinecone
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I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
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‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
They were later hunted down with dogs. They are now serving a three year sentence on an open topped tourist bus.
We lost one of the people off the coach so we had to leave them behind. We waited an hour, and informed the police. Hope you are feeling better.
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
They were later hunted down with dogs. They are now serving a three year sentence on an open topped tourist bus.
The Joe Green joke from Evil Under The Sun #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Joe Green joke from Evil Under The Sun #FaceTheMusic
“I taught my wife how to iron my shirts…” Bloody Hell #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“I taught my wife how to iron my shirts…” Bloody Hell #FaceTheMusic
How times have changed #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
How times have changed #FaceTheMusic
Is Joseph actually in a good mood? #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Is Joseph actually in a good mood? #FaceTheMusic
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Me throughout this entire show: #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Me throughout this entire show: #FaceTheMusic
Is it Peggy’s theme from EastEnders? #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is it Peggy’s theme from EastEnders? #FaceTheMusic
“Now you’ve got to guess what I’m playing. You at home will hear, “I’m gonna take you to a gay bar” in E Minor #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Now you’ve got to guess what I’m playing. You at home will hear, “I’m gonna take you to a gay bar” in E Minor #FaceTheMusic
Patrick full of beans this week #FaceTheMusic
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Patrick full of beans this week #FaceTheMusic
You’re going to have her muffy? FILTH #CallMyBluff #CallMyMuff
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You’re going to have her muffy? FILTH #CallMyBluff #CallMyMuff