Maria Amber Jane
@amberguardian.bsky.social
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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How is this itty bitty kitty real 🥰 #FosterKittens #cats
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
How is this itty bitty kitty real 🥰 #FosterKittens #cats
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
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Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
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What people dont seem to understand is there’s no way to become rich rich without deforming your soul so much that you engage in the most profound depravities known and unknown to man.
If I were rich I think I'd just buy really nice food
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What people dont seem to understand is there’s no way to become rich rich without deforming your soul so much that you engage in the most profound depravities known and unknown to man.
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This is such a sweet photo, and on the back...
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is such a sweet photo, and on the back...
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Happy the kitten is just glad to be here.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy the kitten is just glad to be here.
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Priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No date/info.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No date/info.
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Thinking about wandering through the Silent Wood during the Rot Moon. Lots of people would be worried about running into Our Lady Who Weeps, but not me. I'm pure of heart and soft of spirit
October 8, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Thinking about wandering through the Silent Wood during the Rot Moon. Lots of people would be worried about running into Our Lady Who Weeps, but not me. I'm pure of heart and soft of spirit
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it's ironic that we, as men, go all the way to jupiter to get more stupider. the trip itself requires quite a bit of know-how and tech savvy. if we really cared about getting stupider, like we all claim, we would look into more sustainable stupidizing options
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
it's ironic that we, as men, go all the way to jupiter to get more stupider. the trip itself requires quite a bit of know-how and tech savvy. if we really cared about getting stupider, like we all claim, we would look into more sustainable stupidizing options
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Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
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stood staring at this bog light for like ten minutes waiting for it to lead me somewhere cool before I realized it was a won’t-o’-the-wisp
October 22, 2024 at 3:57 AM
stood staring at this bog light for like ten minutes waiting for it to lead me somewhere cool before I realized it was a won’t-o’-the-wisp
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the comic strip that the internet lives in denial of
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the comic strip that the internet lives in denial of
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only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ
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Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Grahamme Platner ounly recently couvered his tattouou because of limited ouptiouns in his riding!
Love seeing accounts here trying to talk knowledgeably about American politics and they’re like “I am a membre of the Demoucratic Party!”
October 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Grahamme Platner ounly recently couvered his tattouou because of limited ouptiouns in his riding!
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When cats do the turkey leg ❤️
October 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When cats do the turkey leg ❤️
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when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
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And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
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older couple on the train with lady liberty and abe lincoln costumes including stovepipe hat, im sorry but that's so cute i'm libbing out
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
older couple on the train with lady liberty and abe lincoln costumes including stovepipe hat, im sorry but that's so cute i'm libbing out
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ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
ive crunched the numbers, and its not looking good. theyre pretty much ruined by all the crunching, i owe you new numbers
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this is the way, Darth.
Steve is enjoying his sunbeam.
Steve is enjoying his sunbeam.
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
this is the way, Darth.
Steve is enjoying his sunbeam.
Steve is enjoying his sunbeam.