Sherwood Toney
@aljodasch.bsky.social
"Absolutely stupid" —The New York Times (January 27, 2020) • Pittsburgh, and the City thereof
Pork and bok choy dumplings tonight
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Pork and bok choy dumplings tonight
I was just invited by email to a birthday party for a professor I haven't seen or talked to in the past 13 years
February 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I was just invited by email to a birthday party for a professor I haven't seen or talked to in the past 13 years
Brought an orange for lunch but it was kind of weird / bad
a pile of brown dirt on a white surface
ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white surface
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February 16, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Brought an orange for lunch but it was kind of weird / bad
My loaves have been coming out flatter since I switched to King Arthur flour, but there is no problem whatsoever with the crumb
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
My loaves have been coming out flatter since I switched to King Arthur flour, but there is no problem whatsoever with the crumb
Made a Dutch baby for breakfast but it didn't really puff up at all so I didn't take a picture of it. It tasted okay. Thought you all should know
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Made a Dutch baby for breakfast but it didn't really puff up at all so I didn't take a picture of it. It tasted okay. Thought you all should know
Mayonnaise: Technically a Source of Protein
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Mayonnaise: Technically a Source of Protein
I've never had a great relationship with winter but this winter has soured me on it in a permanent way
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I've never had a great relationship with winter but this winter has soured me on it in a permanent way
Reposted by Sherwood Toney
Hey bro what's your SSN? I'm going to pay you back for dinner by making a 2025 Form 1040-ES payment in your name via IRS Direct Pay
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Hey bro what's your SSN? I'm going to pay you back for dinner by making a 2025 Form 1040-ES payment in your name via IRS Direct Pay
Something grating about hearing people on bus on their phones, talking about how they're on the bus, on their way, etc. Distastefully meta
February 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Something grating about hearing people on bus on their phones, talking about how they're on the bus, on their way, etc. Distastefully meta
You look up famous rich people or actors and they always have like, six or seven children. So much for the meek inheriting the earth
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You look up famous rich people or actors and they always have like, six or seven children. So much for the meek inheriting the earth
Led Zeppelin loved constantly referring to going to Chicago
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Led Zeppelin loved constantly referring to going to Chicago
In the summer, there are days and months on end where I am waking up and it's already light out; this creates a kind of hyperborean mania, a luxurious illusion of perpetual day
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 AM
In the summer, there are days and months on end where I am waking up and it's already light out; this creates a kind of hyperborean mania, a luxurious illusion of perpetual day
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ The government-mandated Noisy Shitter has not yet entered the assigned men's room stall. The premises are closed to your use until he arrives. Please be patient while your Noisy Shitter makes his way. Thank you for your cooperation.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ The government-mandated Noisy Shitter has not yet entered the assigned men's room stall. The premises are closed to your use until he arrives. Please be patient while your Noisy Shitter makes his way. Thank you for your cooperation.
Naming my child "Usted" so that Spanish-speaking people will always be very polite to them
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Naming my child "Usted" so that Spanish-speaking people will always be very polite to them
Announcer on NPR was reading an advertisement for Condor Airlines and pronounced "Budapest" with the /sh/ sound. They must be stopped
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Announcer on NPR was reading an advertisement for Condor Airlines and pronounced "Budapest" with the /sh/ sound. They must be stopped
Said "actually" twice in a post, consider this post shame-deleted
Yes the plaster is always cracking and it's not laser even like drywall (though I like that texture, actually); but it's held for 100 years and patching it is super easy actually.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Said "actually" twice in a post, consider this post shame-deleted
Owning a house built in 1921 has its inherent headaches but on the whole it has shown me the vast superiority of older building techniques and materials
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Owning a house built in 1921 has its inherent headaches but on the whole it has shown me the vast superiority of older building techniques and materials
Idly thought about putting on the Super Bowl but I realized I don't have any way to watch it
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Idly thought about putting on the Super Bowl but I realized I don't have any way to watch it
I think I'm going to drive to the fancy grocery store that is open late and buy a thing of cream top milk. Friday night baby
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I think I'm going to drive to the fancy grocery store that is open late and buy a thing of cream top milk. Friday night baby
I have succeeded in going into work early to use the gym early every day this week and it's obviously very nice and satisfying but by the time evening comes around it's been so long that it no longer feels like I did it at all
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I have succeeded in going into work early to use the gym early every day this week and it's obviously very nice and satisfying but by the time evening comes around it's been so long that it no longer feels like I did it at all
Ate some dumplings that I heated up in the microwave in a reused plastic takeout container. One of them had a little crunchy bit on the bottom that tasted amazing. It ended being the scorched plastic of the container itself
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ate some dumplings that I heated up in the microwave in a reused plastic takeout container. One of them had a little crunchy bit on the bottom that tasted amazing. It ended being the scorched plastic of the container itself
Kind of weird that "world hunger" is an intelligible phrase. Imagine if there were also a "local" or "city" hunger, or a "national hunger"
February 5, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Kind of weird that "world hunger" is an intelligible phrase. Imagine if there were also a "local" or "city" hunger, or a "national hunger"
Reposted by Sherwood Toney
may thy hot pocket destroy the roof of your mouth
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
may thy hot pocket destroy the roof of your mouth
Theorizing that the recent mainstream popularity of the name "Noah" is not just because it's a "real name" that also happens to be syllabically pleasing and contemporary sounding, nor that it's simply participating in the revival of vaguely twee Victorian names,
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Theorizing that the recent mainstream popularity of the name "Noah" is not just because it's a "real name" that also happens to be syllabically pleasing and contemporary sounding, nor that it's simply participating in the revival of vaguely twee Victorian names,