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my dad likes to punctuate text messages with stickers he makes, it’s always exciting; you never know if you’re gonna get a terror bird or a biblical angel or a funny little guy from a Bosch painting
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
my dad likes to punctuate text messages with stickers he makes, it’s always exciting; you never know if you’re gonna get a terror bird or a biblical angel or a funny little guy from a Bosch painting
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howdy! i'm bern, queer artist and designer from finland. i create flora and fauna art with fun shapes and patterns. my main media is digital but i also enjoy making small acrylic paintings and other things 🌼
🍀 store! ursalutra.storenvy.com
🍀 commissions! berneri.carrd.co
🍀 portfolio! berneri.horse
🍀 store! ursalutra.storenvy.com
🍀 commissions! berneri.carrd.co
🍀 portfolio! berneri.horse
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
howdy! i'm bern, queer artist and designer from finland. i create flora and fauna art with fun shapes and patterns. my main media is digital but i also enjoy making small acrylic paintings and other things 🌼
🍀 store! ursalutra.storenvy.com
🍀 commissions! berneri.carrd.co
🍀 portfolio! berneri.horse
🍀 store! ursalutra.storenvy.com
🍀 commissions! berneri.carrd.co
🍀 portfolio! berneri.horse
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hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It is fun to go to the movies
Why does everything want me to relive my year. Can't you see I'm drinking to forget
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why does everything want me to relive my year. Can't you see I'm drinking to forget
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[These are the current waiting times on Psychiatry UK, btw. Even if you get a diagnosis, you can be waiting up to ten months for a meds prescription].
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
[These are the current waiting times on Psychiatry UK, btw. Even if you get a diagnosis, you can be waiting up to ten months for a meds prescription].
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I’d prefer it if he conducted an investigation into why it takes so long for ADHD people to be diagnosed and put onto a treatment plan by the NHS, personally. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnoses
The health secretary says the aim is to tackle a rising demand for services and pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I’d prefer it if he conducted an investigation into why it takes so long for ADHD people to be diagnosed and put onto a treatment plan by the NHS, personally. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Continually perplexed by the way these people are looking for any way to discredit the very concept of ADHD while also insisting that everyone needs to be more online, more reliant on their phones, and constantly producing things for digital consumption
I’d prefer it if he conducted an investigation into why it takes so long for ADHD people to be diagnosed and put onto a treatment plan by the NHS, personally. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnoses
The health secretary says the aim is to tackle a rising demand for services and pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Continually perplexed by the way these people are looking for any way to discredit the very concept of ADHD while also insisting that everyone needs to be more online, more reliant on their phones, and constantly producing things for digital consumption
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The thing that really sucks about freelance is constantly having to come up with ideas. How many ideas can I possibly have in a month! Not enough for the electricity bill that’s for sure!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The thing that really sucks about freelance is constantly having to come up with ideas. How many ideas can I possibly have in a month! Not enough for the electricity bill that’s for sure!!
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Boss quit at the OBR so we’ve wheeled a big TV into the office and we’re going to watch Christmas films until the end of the year
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Boss quit at the OBR so we’ve wheeled a big TV into the office and we’re going to watch Christmas films until the end of the year
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It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
I expect the rich and powerful to be involved in horrifying criminal acts, but it's sickening to see how they write their emails
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I expect the rich and powerful to be involved in horrifying criminal acts, but it's sickening to see how they write their emails
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We’ve come to accept that there’s a crisis among young men. But “you can just as easily argue on the behalf of a woman crisis as a man crisis—or, perhaps most accurately, for an ongoing multidirectional crisis affecting us all,” Jessica Winter writes. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/LgnYm_
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We’ve come to accept that there’s a crisis among young men. But “you can just as easily argue on the behalf of a woman crisis as a man crisis—or, perhaps most accurately, for an ongoing multidirectional crisis affecting us all,” Jessica Winter writes. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/LgnYm_
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
finally, a campaign that speaks my language
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
finally, a campaign that speaks my language
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Dear GOD if you want to save money in the asylum system
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Dear GOD if you want to save money in the asylum system
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
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no chief o'brien? i'm out. the disrespect non-commissioned starfleet officers face is one of the uglier sides of federation service
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
no chief o'brien? i'm out. the disrespect non-commissioned starfleet officers face is one of the uglier sides of federation service
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The WPA is my roman empire
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The WPA is my roman empire
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not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
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INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio?
INVENTOR: it's not a plane
TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's
INVENTOR: its a little red wagon
TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it?
INVENTOR: theres no radio
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Dante, in voiceover: yeah, so that bozo midway through his path in life? That's me, totally lost in those dark woods. I was about to meet someone who'd set me straight-
Virgil, played by Jack Black: what's up my brother!! It's me, the mad Mantuan!
Dante, sighing: *this* bozo
Virgil, played by Jack Black: what's up my brother!! It's me, the mad Mantuan!
Dante, sighing: *this* bozo
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dante, in voiceover: yeah, so that bozo midway through his path in life? That's me, totally lost in those dark woods. I was about to meet someone who'd set me straight-
Virgil, played by Jack Black: what's up my brother!! It's me, the mad Mantuan!
Dante, sighing: *this* bozo
Virgil, played by Jack Black: what's up my brother!! It's me, the mad Mantuan!
Dante, sighing: *this* bozo