The Jersey Devil
@allhailnorthjersey.bsky.social
Your Friendly Neighborhood DATA EXPUNGED. Part-Time Russian Bot. Full-Time Shitposter.
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Having to get up in the middle of a movie to flip over the Laserdisc is just SO convenient
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WIFE: (from other room) what time is it
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
July 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
WIFE: (from other room) what time is it
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
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I guess you could say the people who thought Andrew Cuomo ran a better campaign than Zohran Mamdani were sequestered in echo chambers and out of touch with what people offline wanted out of a candidate
June 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I guess you could say the people who thought Andrew Cuomo ran a better campaign than Zohran Mamdani were sequestered in echo chambers and out of touch with what people offline wanted out of a candidate
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look man if you’re whole thing is posting on bluesky to trigger the libs or whatever you gotta do better than this lame shit lol
June 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
look man if you’re whole thing is posting on bluesky to trigger the libs or whatever you gotta do better than this lame shit lol
Trump just bombed Iran
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trump just bombed Iran
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and people say this website is dying
June 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
and people say this website is dying
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Y’all, no matter what you think about immigration and its rules, this cannot be the way
If you have studied any history at all — this cannot be the way
It dehumanizes the people who disappear, it dehumanizes the officers involved, and it dehumanizes Americans
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
If you have studied any history at all — this cannot be the way
It dehumanizes the people who disappear, it dehumanizes the officers involved, and it dehumanizes Americans
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Abducted by Ice’: the haunting missing-person posters plastered across LA
The handmade posters of immigrants have become a symbol of quiet resistance. Their creators reveal the story behind the project
www.theguardian.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Y’all, no matter what you think about immigration and its rules, this cannot be the way
If you have studied any history at all — this cannot be the way
It dehumanizes the people who disappear, it dehumanizes the officers involved, and it dehumanizes Americans
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
If you have studied any history at all — this cannot be the way
It dehumanizes the people who disappear, it dehumanizes the officers involved, and it dehumanizes Americans
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.
April 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.
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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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This headline goes hard.
March 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This headline goes hard.
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Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Peter, Stewie, Quagmire, and Brian
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a Family Guy
Peter, Stewie, Quagmire, and Brian
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a Family Guy
March 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Peter, Stewie, Quagmire, and Brian
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a Family Guy
Peter, Stewie, Quagmire, and Brian
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a Family Guy
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The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.
March 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.
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guy in front of me on the bus on bluesky and i see him scroll past my post without liking it
March 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
guy in front of me on the bus on bluesky and i see him scroll past my post without liking it
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The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
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I just sell cars and love everyone!
March 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I just sell cars and love everyone!
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This is good right
March 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is good right
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for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
March 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
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POLICE CAPTAIN: Someone torched these Teslas!
[after someone whispers to them]
POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on.
[after someone whispers to them]
POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on.
March 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
POLICE CAPTAIN: Someone torched these Teslas!
[after someone whispers to them]
POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on.
[after someone whispers to them]
POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on.
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Breaking: President Trump does not view JD Vance as his successor in 2028, noting “If the past is any precedent, I’ll be calling on my supporters to kill him by the end of my term.”
March 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Breaking: President Trump does not view JD Vance as his successor in 2028, noting “If the past is any precedent, I’ll be calling on my supporters to kill him by the end of my term.”
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